Entry #5

Dear Diary,

It’s your girl again. I’ve been looking at this all wrong. I didn’t want a roommate, but Tiffany is good. Yes, the whole using her vibe in the same room as me is weird, but she knows everyone in the camp, and she’s not shy about talking business. So that chick in the sauna is Tia, and Tiffany says she’s a horny dumbass like Riley.

I met this other girl that reminds me so much of Riley. Her name is Roonie. They don’t look alike, but Roonie acts just like Riley used to act. I have a hunch about her, and if I’m right, I feel really bad for her. Being in this camp must be so hard if she’s like closeted or whatever.

Anyway, it’s only lunchtime and I already worked my ass off today.

PS I might be hallucinating from Clorox fumes, but I think I saw a skinny Asian chick walking through the woods naked.