She's a bitch you can't believe you loved.

"Oh, shit!" You can't help but make your Michelle voice screech, but you remember it's late and the walls here are a bit thin and you go on more quietly. "As Shelly I'm a total fucking sociopath! How did you stand wearing her on the way here?"

"With difficulty," says Josh, but you've already made your Michelle neck open up and you're pulling the rubbery hollow Michelle head off to reveal your droll-faced pink-haired Lissa head. Josh helps you out of the girl suit and you two kiss passionately. You feel more yourself than ever!

"There's something you might not know," says Josh. "These suits the pens make... If you wear one over another, the suit underneath gets stuck, becomes the real you! I'm the real Josh Pollak now and you're the real Lissa Kowalski."

You seize Josh, weeping tears of joy: at last you're you and he's he and there's no more worrying whether a stray thought might make a suit pop open! It can't help but proceed to sex. You're both about to doze off happily afterwards when Josh says, "Oh, shit, Lissa,