Hmm, where did she go?

I woke up to my girlfriend not in my arms. I rubbed my eyes and looked around the room. The bathroom light was on and I heard some scurrying, accompanied by the sound of my girlfriend muttering to herself, almost in a worried tone.

I yelled towards the direction of the door, "Everything alright in there baby?"

"Uh, uh, yeah, don't come in though!" She yelled back in an even more worried tone.

"Baby what's wrong!?" I yelled back, even more worried now.

I waltzed my way over to the door, and opened it, and what I saw next was quite surprising.

My girlfriend was looking at herself in the mirror, but what she was looking at in particular was quite strange. There was a very tiny penis and a pair of grape sized balls, right above where her vagina layed.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME IN!!!" She yelled.

"What. The. Fuck. How did this happen?" I said as I stared down at her new addition.

"I don't know, I just woke up and boom, there it was!" She said while timidly poking at it.

"Should I go to the doctor!?" She exclaimed.

"Uh, I don't know, probably not, its just a dick." I said calmly.

"So.... you're not angry?" She said with a confused look on her face.

"Uh, I mean, I guess you got your wish," I chuckled, "although its not quite as big as mine."

"Ha, you don't say." She said while she continued to poke at it.

"Look baby, not matter what happens, I will always be here for you," I said to her as I wrapped my arms around her.

"Thank you, I love you Jacob." She said.

We both put some clothes on and headed towards the living room. I put my shoes on and started to get ready to head to class. I was nearing the door before she quickly nudged my arm.

"Baby... you don't think it's gonna get any bigger, do you?" She said, eyes glued to the floor.

"I guess we'll just have to wait and see," I opened the door, "I love you lots Rose."

"You too baby," she said as I walked out the door. Today was gonna be a long day.