Finding a goddess

I saw a blonde carrying a lot of shopping bags. She was pretty cute.

I approached her. "What's your name, and are you dating anyone?"

"My name is Zoey," she said. "And I'm single right now."

"No, you're dating me," I said.

"Oh, of course," Zoey said. "How silly of me, um..."

"Just call me Master," I said.

"Oh, okay Master!" Zoey said chipperly. "Can you hold my bags, please?"

"Get someone else to hold your bags," I said. "Your eyes are able to hypnotize people simply by you looking at them."

"Oh, cool!" Zoey said. She approached a group of four women in the food court.

She got their attention and locked eyes with them, dropping the four of them into trance.

"Hold my bags," she told the one in the denim jacket.

The mindless girl took her bags. Zoey clapped as I went over.