The Story of Adam(AL) and Pēnny

From the darkness, Adam and Natalie could see a two figures under an apparent spotlight: a mouth and a dick.

The two spun around each other drawing nearer as Adam's heart anxiously raced at the two dancing figures drew closer.

"No! Stop it!" Adam tried to scream, but could only think.

"Relax Adam...its just an illusion." Adam could hear Natalie's thoughts.

The spotlight shining on the dick shut off and the mouth, and the two watched as the mouth transformed into a knight.

"Sir Adam Mouthswallow!" A serf approached the knight.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Adam thought.

"Quiet your thoughts!" Natalie ordered him.

"We've discovered the location of your destined princess!"

"That's excellent news, my servant! Where is she?"

"She's in the Grower Tower in the Cumen Knut Forest!"

"Thank you for your excellent work! Take this as a token of my appreciation!" The knight dropped a sack of 10 gold coins into the servants hands.

"You are most generous, sir! Thank you! I wish you two an eternity of bliss together!"

"Wishing is not necessary, it is written in the stars"

Sir Mouthswallow rode south towards the Cumen Knut Forest. After a week of persistent traveling, he arrived at the entrance of the forest and looked up at the tower just ahead.

Adam and Natalie saw the tower as well. It appeared to be a long straight tower, with a bulbous top and what appeared to be a stairway extension along the side.

"Are you serious?!" Adam thought in disgust.

"I told you. Shush!"

"Are you really going to tell me you don't see it?"

"See what?"

"That tower looks like a dick!"

"You're imagining things. Its a standard tower for the time."

"Its even got a vein on it! For goodness sakes, at the base there are two balls! This can't be real!"

"Spirits are unable to lie, Adam. If this is what we're seeing- this is what happened. So be quiet and watch the story!"

Sir Mouthswallow pulled out and extended his spyglass and observed the tower, seeing clearly that Princess Pēnny was in the tower. She was a beautiful woman. Fair delicate skin, amber hair and green eyes. Looking at her, Adam could feel himself grow stiff.

"Just as I thought! My love is at the tip!"

"Oh come ON!" Adam thought. Natalie ignored him.

Sir Mouthswallow fought his way to the tower and faced the numerous challenges to ascend it, making his way all the way to the top floor where the princess was locked away.

He burst through the door, "Princess! Fear not! I have finally arrived!"

"I knew you'd come for me!" She exclaimed.

"Yes! And now its time that you come to me!" He said reaching his arms out to his side.

Pēnny ran to him and embraced him. He spun her around in glee before placing her back to her feet.

"I will always come to you," Penny said, "at any time and any place I will come. Coming is all I ever want to do as long as its to you I come. Come come come only to you and only for you."

"You seriously see the innuendo here? They're fooling with us" Adam complained.

"What is your problem? I think its sweet." Natalie deflected.

"The rivers will envy I'll come!"

"Really...even that?" Adam thought.

"That does seem a bit on the nose, but it was a different time." Natalie replied.

Pēnny leaned in to kiss the knight only for him to lean back.

"Princess...our love is everlasting. Our love is sacred. It only seems right to hold our kiss until after we're married. The kiss deserves a ritual as sacred as our love. Let us hurry back to my kingdom and marry, then we shall kiss with the approval of the stars."

"Then hurry, my desire is great"

The two hurried back to Sir Mouthswallow's kingdom. His servants decorated the ceremony hall in under a day of their arrival, to which he paid each of them 10 gold.

"You may now kiss the bride" the priest announced as the ceremony attendants cheered. Sir Mouthswallow leaned in, only to be startled by the princess shuddering and gripping is hand tight in agony.

"Pēnny? Is something wrong?"

Tears ran from her eyes as she gasped for breath and was unable to speak. Sir Mouthswallow looked down to see the point of an arrow extending out from her chest.

"Pēnny! No!" Mouthswallow moaned, "who would do this?!"

Penny's skin began to grow cold and with her last but of energy, she ran her hand down Mouthswallow's cheek.

Mouthswallow pulled out his dagger and drove it into his own chest.

"Don't worry, princess! Where you go i will follow. We've waited this long to kiss. What's just a little bit longer? And when we kiss, that kiss will last forever..."

The kingdoms wizard arrived, "Merkin, cast a spell to ensure we are united in the next life."

"Already done, your highness" he solemnly informed.

"To help me find you, my bride...please let me taste the juice from you kiss to help me find you..."

The princess gathered her saliva but was unable to deliver it.

"Here..." Mouthswallow lifted her above him, and she let the saliva fall into his mouth.

"Wait...do you taste that?" Adam curiously asked, a bit confused.

"Shhh!" Natalie ordered focused on the story.

"Again, my love! Again!"

Again the spit fell into the knights mouth, and again Adam felt that strong familiar taste spread across his tongue.

"Don't stop until we can finally be together!" The knight pleaded.

The princess more and more let her spit fall into his mouth, each time Adam felt that sensation on his tongue.

After a while, Adam felt his mouth start to pool up, that's when he realized what was going on.

"Natalie stop this!"

"There might be more to the story!" There wasn't. While the scenes passed by one after the other, this spitting **** scene played out for seven minutes at this point.

"Natalie, I think its cumming on me."

"Adam...I'm a spiritualist...that is impossible. You are currently laying flat on the table. Both of our hands are covering your mouth and holding your dick.

"But I can taste it."

"Probably because you've had dicks on your mind this entire time. The tower looks like a dick. The terminology sounds like dicks. The problem isn't with those two, the problem is probably with you."

"Natalie! For goodness sakes! End this! I can feel it running down my cheek!"

"Fine!" Natalie scoffed, "Thank you spirits for your story, may we now wake up to reality"

Natalie opened her eyes, startled at first that her hands were empty and greatly startled by Adam being right- his hips hanging over his open mouth as his dick ejaculated in rapid succession to his over flowing mouth.

As soon as Adam returned to reality, AL sealed himself shut to prevent Adam from wasting Pënny's gift, while Pēnny continued to generously give across his face.