A gambler

You wander the streets of Las Vegas every night, visiting all of the major casinos on a regular basis to gamble your money on winning the big prize.

However, unlike the average gambler, you realize that nothing is truly random, and your absolute superiority allows you to manipulate the concept of luck itself to suit your goals. This innate mastery of luck means that every time you pull the lever on a slot machine, you win the jackpot.

Additionally, you have mastered all the other skills a gambler needs to beat the house without fail, such as the ability to count the cards in a poker match perfectly among countless others.

Whenever a casino manager attempts to approach you to request your departure due to winning too much, that request will be shot down by a primal fear of what will happen to them if they make you unhappy before it can ever be spoken as they become subconsciously aware that you are an infinitely superior being to them.

Instead, the best they can do to save their business is to distract you by offering you sex with their sexiest members of staff for the night. An offer that you gladly accept every time. After all, the fun would end if you ended up winning so much that all the casinos in Vegas went out of business.

Tonight, you decided to enter the newest establishment on the block, which offers even bigger payouts and even lower odds compared to your usual hangouts, knowing without a single doubt that it will be your luckiest night ever.