legion of doom

I pace back and forth. "Fuck..I hope I havent made a mistake with this." I mumble with a slight warble in my voice. Recently I ordered the My own league of evil package setup. "Why the hell am I so woried? It's not like they will kill me, right?" I'm rambleing now. It's been three days since I placed my order. They warned me about ordering these three.

"I gotta take a stand! I cant show them fear! Even though they said the bots wont hurt me I still have to make sure they know who's BOSS!" I proclame as I stand tall. "Fuck..I sound like a lunatic.." I slump down into a chair. I take stock of my place. utilitarian is one word...empty is another. I have a huge three floor loft apartment but nothing in it save a few pieces of furniture and some antiques.

(Weapons mostly...I've also been told my place looks like the apartment form the first Highlander movie) "I gotta settle down. I'm gonna give myslef an ulcer worrying about this stupid shit!" I take a sip of a beer that I had on the table. "Hunn..warm.." I grumble. A little later on in the day I'm listening to some music and spaceing out when I hear the buzzer go off. "Yeah yeah.." I wander over and hit the twoway button. "Who is it!?" I grumble.

"It's your aunt sally, Who do you think it is you drunk!!" A female voice yells over the squak-box. "Blackfire?" (What the hell is going on here!?) "YES GODDAMN IT! Now send the elevator down before someone sees us!!" She screams in frustration. "Why the hell should I?!" I decide to play along. I hear an argument along with some loud curseing. "Ah sorry there boss! You know how Blackfire gets when she hasnt had sex in a while!" Another voice says with an appologetic tone.

"Fuck you Jinx!!" Blackfire yelps off mic. "Please make him hurry Jinx! I cant hold her any longer!!" Must be Terra. "Come on boss man, be a pal and send the elevator down, please?" Jinx pleads. Might as well get it overwith. I send the elevator down and what greets me after it comes back up is quite the site.

My three new 'underlings' stand there looking tired, disheavled and hungery, and in Blackfire's case angry. Their clothes dirty and torn, terra's arm wraps falling off. "What the HELL hapend to you three?!" I yell in shock