Yep! Time to change the "oil"

After a few more stiffled chuckles from Melisa, she told me to follow her to the car, which of course is in there living room, as that's where cars go.

"Hold on! I need to grab something!" She says as she dips into the kitchen. I kinda just stand there, playing with my nipples. "She's probably getting the oil" I thought. I hope she returns soon, otherwise I'm going to cum with my nipples

She returns a minute or two later with her hands behind her back, and asked an obvious question, "hey, just asking but...what do you need to change the oil?" While having quite the wide grin, which I brush off.

It's so obvious though! It's the simplest question ever! But still, I respond as to not sound rude

"Well, of course I need a 9 inch dildo and lube, I've changed oil before" I say, something sounds kinda off about that but...nah, I'm sure it's fine

Melissa's smile grows wider, "ah, and...what do you do with that dildo?" Again, an obvious question...I can see why she needed my help changing the oil...

"Well, I put the dildo on the table, lube it up, spread my ass cheeks and proceed to shove it up my ass!"

"Haha, oh really?" She replied...man she can be rude, she continues with "well, you are a tiny dicked cuck, so this job is perfect for you!"

Finally! She gives me a compliment! About damn time. However, being the humble guy I am, I simply respond with "thank you kindly" as I grab the dildo and lube from her. I start heading to the table so I can change the oil