Get to the main show!

"Greeting folks. I am Tommy Takai and with me by ring side is Toni Lai and this is OSL!"

The camera men swirl around the arena with cheering people.

"And what a show we got for you."

"That's right Tommy, you perverted bastard. We have a tag team match with Gamer Girl and Cosplay Girls vs. Sunne the **** Catcher and Ruko The Pervert!"

"And let's not forget a mixed tag team match between the brother and sister team of Tai Aiko and the pissed off Sex Smith Cats."

"Hey, only one team is mixed." Toni replies.

"It's still has a guy in it." Tommy shrugs, "That's count."

"Whatever. Anyways I'm forward to this. Our Hardcore Champion Cruel Sensei Jen Lee is facing a wrestler of Tami Mai's choosing. If Jen loses this match then Tami will pick what type of match they will have at the next pay per view."

"But if she's win Jen Lee gets to pick Tami Mai's opponent for next week with the same stipulation. And we also have two single matches with The newbie hacker Violet vs. our own Nurse Tahini."

"And here's something I know will make you hard Tommy. A match with the Bunny vs. Sui Lady Discipline."

"Hmm, you got right Toni. But what is really is getting my rocks going is the Iron Woman match between Sue Oren and Hitomi Rizer for the Sex Champion Belt."

"Well, what are we waiting for. Let's get this show on the road!"

"I couldn't agree with you more! Toni. Let's begin...the...show!"