A typical noble villa

You creep through the gardens, keeping to the marked paths and avoiding any vegetation that could rustle and give away your presence. Eventually, you reach a side door, less conspicuous and well lit than the main door. You pause at the threshold, listening for any sound that could be a potential threat.

An orgasmic scream from the barracks almost makes you jump out of your skin, but reassures you that Frey is doing her part of the job. You hope for her sake the scream wasn't totally faked, and she is enjoying herself. Swallowing the nervousness you always get at the start of a job, you step inside.

You find yourself in a kitchen, but quickly locate the staircase that leads out of the **** areas and to the parts of the house belonging to the nobles. Frey didn't lie, you reflect. This place is certainly rich. You pause to lift gold and silver ornaments off side tables, muffling them carefully in cloth before slipping them into your bag. Light but very valuable, they are perfect loot. The only thing better, in your experience, tends to be the contents of jewellery boxes, and you'd need to find the bedrooms.

A part of you wishes you could take the reliefs carved into the marble walls with you, as they are of excellent quality, if monotonous subject matter. Each seems to show the most lewd scenes of myth. Although each of the gods ravishing the nymphs and maidens carries a symbol to distinguish them - a thunderbolt, a trident, a bunch of grapes - they all have the same face, and you know it's the style to portray the house's owner as the deity. You also know that the divinely huge cocks the gods are drawn with are usually less accurate than the face.

The sound of footsteps snap you back to reality, and you realise you've made the fatal mistake of letting your concentration slip. Someone is coming - one of the guards, perhaps, or a ****. Or it could be one of the owner's family, up late, as Frey had said they were still here. You know from experience that if you cannot hide, you'll have to get out by spreading your legs or using your knife, and both methods carry risks.