Put on a show for the restaurant

"I should p-put on a sh-*hiccup*-show for everyone!" Lauren slurred with a giggle. Grabbing the plastic bowl of mac and cheese, she dumped it over her head, spilling cheese sauce and pasta all over her chest, hair, and back. Thankfully, the kids version of the dish cooled down quickly so she wasn't burned. Though she did giggle and shiver as the cool, creamy, melted cheese made its way down her skin.

This caused the table to laugh at the little woman as Lauren removed the tray and got down from the highchair before walking out further into the middle of the dinning room, making sure to bring her sippy cup with her.

"Ma-*hiccup*-may I h-have everybody's attention?!" Lauren called out, causing many of the other customers to look in her direction.

A few people couldn't help but chuckle in amusement at the sight of what they thought was a little girl in a diaper and bib with a plastic bowl on her head and mac and cheese all over her body.

"I'm a lit-*hiccup*-little t-teapot, sh-*hiccup*-short and stout!" Lauren warbled drunkenly and hilariously off key, a massive grin on her face as she did the movements and danced around like an idiot.

As Lauren continued her little song and dance routine, the entire restaurant couldn't help but laugh in amusement at the sight, some commenting on how cute this "little girl" was. April, Dan, and David laughed harder as April recorded, knowing full well that Lauren wasn't a little girl, but a twenty-one-year-old woman.

Lauren took a swig from the sippy cup as she danced around again, singing more kids songs as she did so. Suddenly, Lauren slipped and fell flat on her butt, her sippy cup still in her hands as she laughed drunkenly.

"Hehe! Laurie f-*hiccup*-fall down and go b-boom!" She slurred before standing back up continuing her song and dance for the amused guests.

After the tenth song, Lauren stood and raised her arms into the air with her legs apart, taking another sip from her sippy cup before shouting, "My name is Little Baby Laurie Adkins! And I'm going to wear only diapers FOREVER!"

The guests laughed and clapped in amusement as Lauren took a bow, the plastic bowl falling to the floor. Suddenly, the little woman felt a warmth over her lower regions. Standing back up, Lauren looked down to see that her diaper was growing darker and beginning to sag. She was wetting herself! And she didn't even realize it! To a sober Lauren, this would've been the final straw of her humiliation, causing the little woman to scream and run off to hopefully find a hole to crawl in and die.

But to a drunk Lauren?

"Uh oh!" Lauren slurred as she giggled in amusement, "G-good thing I'm wear-*hiccup*-wearing my diapie!"

The entire restaurant chuckled in amusement as April cackled madly. Once Lauren saw this when she was sober, there would be no way for her little rival to live this down!