The movie

I scanned around. It was a small hall and only, I counted, 15 customers. I made my way to the back and worked my way in beside a couple sitting on their own in the middle of the back row, their jackets over the empty seats in front of them. The girl was sandwiched between me and her date.

Devon: Is this prick for real? Who would do that? Just come and sit beside a couple out on a date in the cinema when there are plenty of other seats available. I was planning on making out with EJ as soon as the light went down. I'm going to say something. I'm going to tell him to fuck off. Who the fuck does he...

Devon, just ignore me , and I added as an afterthought, and ignore EJ too while the film is on. Just sit there, watch it and enjoy it.

Devon's shoulders instantly untensed and he turned his attention back to the big screen.

EJ: Fuck! Why is this prick here? Why doesn't Devon say something. I thought I might let Devon get to second base here. No way is he getting that with this third wheel here.

I slurped my coke and ate some popcorn while the trailers were on then settled down to watch the film. The girl put her little cup of candy on the arm rest between her and me with a thud.

The lights dimmed and I could sense Devon following the plot and totally ignoring his date. EJ on the other hand had barely registered the film starting, so obsessed was she by the fact that I was sitting so unnecessarily close to her.

EJ: I'm going to say something. No, I'll get Devon to say something. She dug her elbow into her date's ribs to get his attention. He ignored her.

Don't make a scene. I told her mentally.

EJ: Shit. I can't very well stand up and scream there's a guy sitting in the seat next to me can I. I'd die of embarrassment. No, I'll try and ignore him. Best not to make a scene.

I reached forward and took a piece of her candy from her tub and ate it.

EJ: Shit! The nerve of him. I... I should tell Devon. He could kick his ass... no... I should. I should... I should try not to make a fuss. I don't want to embarrass myself.

I took another piece of candy and tossed it into my mouth then absently, without taking my eyes off the screen, let my hand rest on her knee.

EJ: FUCK!!! Does this bastard know what he's doing? I, I'm going to scream for security... I.. I'll stand up and slap him... No. that would be too embarassing. I... No, I'll sit still and be quiet and maybe he will realize what he's doing and stop.

I gradually let my hand roam along her thigh while she watched it intently, willing it to go away, then appeared to relent and retrieve it.

EJ: Finally. she breathed a mental sigh of relied, then Oh no!!! He's put his arm around my shoulders. I need to do something, say something, but to who. I don't want to interrupt Devon and make a fuss. He's watching the movie... but what should I do?

EJ watched in terror as my fingers inched their way along her shoulder then dropped moment by moment, inch by inch down her soft pale flesh down the front of her dress to cup her boob.

EJ: Oh fuck, fuck, fuck. Why doesn't somebody do something. This guy is actually fondling my booby. Won't anyone notice? Oh help. Why is Devon so focussed on the movie? I should say something to him... I will. I'll say something... but I don't want to interrupt him or make a fuss. Maybe this guy will leave me alone. He's not even looking at me dammit! He's just watching the movie, eating my candy and playing with my titty. Fuck! I should really say something. Maybe I'll write to the cinema later to complain. I don't want to cause a scene, but Fuck! He's pulling my tits out of my dress!!! Oh my god. What if someone sees me?

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