My names not Pipsqueak!

After the robbery, Glynda and Dolan take the girl in red to Vale's police station to have her answer questions or in Glynda's case chew out the girl for putting herself in danger like that while in the corner of the room Dolan just sits back and watches with some popcorn enjoying the show.

Glynda: I hope you realize that your actions will not be taken lightly young lady! You put yourself and others in great danger.

Pipsqueak: They started it!

Dolan: Perhaps but you shouldn't have tried to take things into your own hands especially since your not even a huntress yet 'Pipsqueak'.

Pipsqueak: Ruby.

Dolan: What?

Ruby: My name is Ruby!

Dolan: Whatever 'Pipsqueak'.

Ruby: My name is not Pipsqueak!

Even after hearing her name the man with both black and white hair seems to pretend like he heard nothing causing Ruby to blow her cheeks up and form a pouty face.

Glynda: Enough!... Now if it were up to me you'd be sent home with a pat on the back...

Ruby's eyes lit up and smiled with joy upon hearing she wouldn't be getting into trouble.

Glynda: And a slap on the wrist!

Slamming her riding crop on the table caused the young girl to let out a cute little squeak of surprise.

Glynda: But there's someone here who would like to meet you.

After saying her last words she moves away from the door to allow their guest to enter the room. As Dolan is tossing a piece of popcorn into his mouth he sees in the corner of his eye another familiar face holding what looks to be a plate of cookies. The next to enter the room is none other than Professor Ozpin the Headmaster of Beacon Academy. Upon seeing him Dolan fails to catch the piece of popcorn into his mouth and bounces off his head and onto the floor.

Dolan: (What the Fuck is he doing here!?)

Ozpin: Ruby Rose.

Ozpin: You...have 'silver eyes'?

Ruby: Um-?

Ozpin: So...where did you learn to do this?

Glynda holding up the screen showing the footage from the street cameras of Ruby fighting the thugs before Glynda and Dolan's arrival.

Ruby: S-Signal Academy?

Ozpin: They taught you to use one of the most dangerous weapons ever designed?

Dolan: ("That's cap" I mean has he seen Port's weapon 'Blowhard' it looks like if you shoot the fucking thing you'll have one of the goddam blades stuck in your Scapular (shoulder blade) just from the recoil!)

Ruby: Well one teacher in particular.

Ozpin: I see.

He lays the plate of cookies on the table and within seconds the girl is gorging herself.

Ozpin: It's just that I've only seen one other scythe wielder of that skill before...a dusty old crow.

Ruby: Tha ma Ucle o! -she says with a mouthful of cookies.

Ozpin:...?

Ruby: Sorry...that's my Uncle Qrow he's a teacher at Signal!

Hearing this Dolan goes wide-eyed finally realizing why seeing her fight looked so familiar. The pipsqueak was Qrow's niece.

Dolan: (Wait a sec... I thought he only had one niece?)

-Flashback-

Dolan and Qrow are at a casino trying to win big or in Qrow's case burn through lien due to his semblance's shit as luck so he decides to call it quits and they both head into the bar. While drinking it went from one topic to another from Tai being a drama queen, asking Dolan about his progress in tapping his aunt, to Qrow talking about a deadbeat mom his sister is for the millionth time and finally landing on his niece.

Qrow: Yang's come a long way soon she'll be attending Beacon and before long her sis-

Dolan was losing interest and started to have his eyes wander when he finally zeroed in on a white-haired beauty with red eyes and the look of her outfit made him think she might be somewhere from Mistral.

She looks at him and Dolan winks to which she responds with a smirk. Unfortunately, Qrow slaps him in the shoulder breaking his concentration.

Qrow: Anyways once they start Beacon can I ask you to watch over them?

Dolan: Uhh...yeah sure thing I'll see what I can do buddy.

Dolan didn't know who they were he just assumed Qrow ment Yang and whoever her partner would be. He had no idea Yang had a little sister.

As Dolan turned his head back he say that the femme fatale was nowhere to be seen.

Dolan: (Fuck)

Yeah turns out just because you're named after a bird doesn't mean they're a good wingman.

-Flashback Ends-

As Dolan was finishing his flashback he saw the pipsqueak was having some sort of crazy fever pitch which caused him as well as his aunt to look at the girl with an expression that should be followed with a smile and nod.

Ozpin: Do you know who I am?

Ruby: Your Professor Ozpin.

Ruby: You're the Headmaster at Beacon.

Ozpin: Hello~.

Ruby: Nice to meet you.

Ozpin: You want to come to my school?

Ruby: More than anything!

Ozpin: Well, ok.

Ozpin: Then as of right now you are to attend Beacon first thing in the morning.

Dolan: (What!)

Dolan and Glynda couldn't believe what came out of Ozpin's mouth.

Dolan: You can't be serious she's like what 13 years old?

Ruby: Actually I'm 15.

Dolan: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS! Ozpin you can't just throw her into Beacon just because she's Qrow's niece! Hell, she still needs to graduate from Signal before she can attend Beacon!

Glynda: I second that! What are you thinking Ozpin?

Ozpin: I believe Ms. Rose has already demonstrated tonight that she is more than ready for Beacon. Fret not I will inform Signal about Ms. Rose's sudden transfer as soon as we're done here.

Dolan: I think I need a drink.

And just like that Dolan exits the room.

-20 minutes later-

Dolan is at his favorite bar trying to wrap his head around Ozpin's thoughts about the pipsqueaks enrollment to Beacon. Until he feels a familiar slender hand on his shoulder.

Glynda: Is this seat taken?

Dolan: For you? It's always available~.

Dolan: Barkeep! I'm paying for the young lady here!

Glynda: Give me the usual.

Dolan: Didn't know you visited this place as well?

Glynda: Only on special occasions.

Dolan: Why thank you I am pretty special aren't I~

Glynda: Hmm too bad you're not what I was referring to.

Dolan: I know but a man can dream. Anyway, I take it the pipsqueak has been escorted home?

Glynda: Yes Ms. Rose's sister came to pick her up and no doubt will be surprised to hear that her younger sister will be attending Beacon with her as well.

Dolan: Well then...hears to another promising year of Beacon!

Glynda: Indeed.

With a toast, they both drink to what will hopefully be another somewhat peaceful year of Beacon to come.