The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon...

Meanwhile, at a SHIELD storage facility outside of Brooklyn…

The nightshift sat idly at their toll booths where the rest of the staff left the lot to end their shifts and head back home. The pair of guards waving past one vehicle after the other exiting the complex with utter boredom, not even looking at the cars and van’s occupants as they were waved to head out. But even if they had been attentive, they would not have been able to see the invisible form skip through the gate and sashay towards the main entrance. Once she was inside, the Cat-burglar dropped her invisibility and looked over her shoulder to where she could still see cars exit the lot, a sly grin gracing her lips.

“All too easy…” She purred, becoming invisible once again and making her way inside when the door was propped open by another person, weaving past one SHIELD agent after the other like a dance, completely unseen. One managed to stop and raise his eyebrow in confusion, making a face as his co-workers caught him.

“What’s wrong Bill?

“I dunno… Thought I heard something squeak, like leather or something.”

A thrill rushed through Susan, leaving a tingle up her spine hearing him nearly catch her like that. Just one of the many reasons why she embraced the life of a thief, the thrill, the risk. Becoming invisible made it easy, but she didn’t WANT easy, she wanted a challenge. And right now, stealing a device from one of the most secure facilities belonging to SHIELD was such a turn on right now she was breathing through her clenched teeth as her juices trickled down her leg. Pressed up against a wall and keeping her eyes on an elevator as she watched the floor meter come to the floor she was on now. The moment it opened, she waited for everyone inside to step out before slinking her way inside, just as the doors closed behind her.

She didn’t plan to use the elevator, not really. She needed the elevator shaft. Creating a solid platform of light under her feet, Susan stepped on her makeshift stool and raised herself above the ground to reach the vent panel overhead and pull herself up. Skipping from one steel girder after the other with ease thanks to her powers. Waiting for the elevator to head up, she took the newly opened space to dive down to the sub levels of the complex. “Sigh… Why do men keep ALL their shiniest trinkets underground? Hmm, saves putting them in glass cases in a museum somewhere.”

Reaching sub-level 10 and using her powers to create an invisible shoehorn to pry the elevator door open gently without leaving prints, the Cat-Burglar stepped into the floor and looked around, ignoring the chime of the door closing behind her.

“Ooooh, now what did I say about glass cases?” Rubbing her latex and leather clad hands together mincingly, Susan’s smile was practically chessar cat wide at the sight of one diorama after the other displaying several artifacts as far as she could see in each walkway in front, left and right of her. “Now they’re just insulting me, next they’ll have all of this rigged with lasers and pressure sensors all around the entire floor.”

Taking a step forward, she created another platform of solid invisible light to stand on and make her way across the large storage bay, eyeing the little treasures all around her and licking her lips at how tantalizing they would be to snatch up. A magical gem here, a pair of gauntlets there. Each one was probably worth a small fortune or could nudge the scale of power in a war, or an empire. None of that meant anything to the woman as she looked around, smiling when she finally found what she was looking for.

“Well, well, well, so the Reed of this dimension DID give it to SHIELD, pff… You always did make bad decisions honey. I mean, look how I turned out.” The woman mused, outstretching her hands around the glass case, and using her powers to check for laser security. Finding none, she became a little creative and used her abilities to dissect the glass container with monofilament thin blades of solid light, carving away the glass and lifting the radiation absorber up in her hands, admiring its design and how familiar it was to the model of her home dimension. The remaining shards of glass she kept floating, whittling, and carving them up into smaller pieces that were interlocked and put together like a puzzle until she lowered the lump of glass to where the device was once sitting, now in the shape of a Japanese waving cat statue, matching the weight of the energy absorber perfectly. “All those days you spent in the lab instead of with me. A girl needs attention every now and then… And a good thrill after all.”

Slowly moving away from the casing, Susan grinned at her prize, keeping it in a bubble of solid light to free her hands as she made her way back to the elevator, keeping the item invisible as a result. She was rather disappointed by now. This all seemed too easy for her skills. Where’s the thrill? The challenge? The risk? The moment the elevator door opened in front of her, and several armed guards poured out aiming **** rifles at the woman, Susan’s excitement and arousal reached a boiling point.

“GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND PUT YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD! NOW!!!” Barked one of the SHIELD guards, the sounds of rifles being cocked filling the storage hall and making Susan purse her lip into a grin. Raising her gloved hands over her head and tilting her hip in a coy pose, the Cat-Burglar giggled to herself just loud enough for the men and women to hear.

“Oooh, the big, bad SHIELD guard dogs caught themselves a stray pussy cat, whatever will she do?”

Nodding to one of the guards, the leader of the bunch hinted for her to be cuffed. Playing along, Susan continued to smirk when she felt rough hands grab hold of her arms and placed them behind her to be cuffed, biting her lower lip when she was shoved towards the elevator. Surrounded by the two armed men and three armed women surrounding her and keeping her to the corner of the elevator cell, one of the guards callout out through a walkie-talkie at her chest to let the facility know they caught a trespasser.

Eyeing the bunch around her, Susan’s grin never left her pert lips as the elevator slowly made its way up topside. Pressing up against the wall of the elevator, Susan sighed and gasped like she was overheated. “Doesn’t everyone else feel that heat? So many HOT bodies in one spot, how do you all manage?”

“Shut up! Director Fury will want to have a word with you when he arrives.”

“Oh no, did I steal from the big bad cyclops?” She purred, eyeing the one guard who coughed to stifle a laugh at that joke.

“This isn’t funny.” Growled the one female guard, giving Susan a stern look. “You should be lucky we didn’t shoot you on sight.”

“A butch with a stick up her ass, no wonder you took up guard duty. Well, good news for you, I know how to lighten up even the toughest of guard dogs.”

“The fuck are you talking about?”

“I’ll let you find out…” Thrusting out her chest slowly and letting the latex of her suit creak with the act, Susan’s smile became practically salacious. “If you frisk me.”

Sneering back at the woman in disgust, the female guard looked to the others and scoffed. “I’ll do it… If only so THEY don’t get the fucking satisfaction.”

“Oh, more than ONE of us is going to be satisfied by the end of this, I’m sure of it.”

Roughly feeling over Susan’s arms and waist, Susan cooed with amusement, making the guard frown grow more crossed when she traced her hands down Susan’s hips and down to her legs where she reached all the way to her leather heel boots and plucked a small item out of the slip of her boot. It was a stick of lipstick, made to look like the same tint of metallic blue as the Cat-Burglar’s latex and leather-bound costume. Unscrewing the cap to see the colour within, the woman looked back at the coy Susan and shook her head in annoyance.

“Lipstick? Really?”

Looking away with a sly grin, the Cat-Burglar purred with a chuckle. “Well… You never know if you need to look your best when you end up in an orgy in an elevator.”

Looking back at each other in confusion, they all muttered in confusion until one of them looked to Susan with an angry look. “The fuck are you talking about bi…”

Suddenly the lipstick burst into a plume of blue tinted smoke that filled the confines of the elevator shaft, causing everyone but Susan to cough and wave their hands in front of their faces to waft the spicy smelling smoke out of their noses. “Wha… What was…”

Vertigo claimed the guards as they pressed back against the walls and panted, waving at their own flushed faces as if the temperature had gone way up. Sweat trickled down the sides of their faces and their skin suddenly felt slick. “So hot… Too hot…” Dropping their weapons to the ground, the five guards frantically tried to pull open their vests, prying off their helmets to drop to the floor and get some air to their sweat slick skin and hair. Susan leaned back and grinned, watching the show play out in front of her.

The mean looking female guard from earlier unfurled her black hair and scratched at her blouse underneath her uniform and body armor like it was on fire, pulling off her jacket and tossing it to the floor, she moaned and swooned, wiping her hand over her bare neck before ripping open her dress shirt to free her bra clad breasts. Only for her lips to be capture by the lips of her red-haired co-worker who lunged for her and wrapped his arms around her in an embrace.

“Oooh, always sweet to see such lovebirds… oh?” Caught off guard, the Cat-Burglar smiled into the lips of one of the male guards pulled her close for a kiss, tasting his touch dart into her mouth and make out with her while pressing up against her on the wall. Eyeing the elevator buttons reach sub level two, she used her powers to stop the elevator in place. “Hmm, aren’t YOU eager? We might need a little time to get to know each other better… Give a girl a hand?” She purred, thrusting out her chest to reveal the zipper at her neck.

The next half hour was spent with five guards stripped down to their bare skin grinding and pressing up against each other in the narrow confines of the elevator compartment. The air hot and humid in a fever pitch thanks to the trick aphrodisiac Susan kept just in case of a sticky situation, thanks to the now screaming woman who had her legs around the waist of her co worker while he bucked into her to the hilt. Her arms around his shoulders and making out with him furiously just as he went stiff and came hard into her, much to her screaming delight. Two of the female guards were tangled up in each other, making out and moaning into each other’s mouths, muttering about how hot the room was, before going right back to sucking each other’s faces. The man balls deep in her gave Susan quite the romp as he sucked and licked up her neck and sucked at her breasts. Her latex suit in a pool around the feet of her current lover as he hoisted her leg over his shoulder and thrust hard into her.

She finally found that thrill and excitement she had been looking for in this job.