Lotte DIRT #1

"I want to know more about Lotte," you say to Lisa, referencing the beautiful, willowy, blonde Dutch girl.

Lisa texts you back pretty fast.

LOTTE

Age: 21

Height: 5'4''

Weight: 110 lbs

Cup size: 34C

Lisa sends several photos. Lotte is in them all, looking insanely chic in the cutest clothes. She is incredibly gorgeous. Your favorites, of course, are a series of photos from some kind of beach vacation, where she's wearing various bathing suits, all of them cheeky, thongs, or high-waisted to show off her perfect legs and bubble bottom. You especially like one where she's wet from the sea and has some sand on her, lying on her belly with her bare feet in the air, glowing in the sunlight.

"Is she single?" you ask Lisa.

• I don't see anything about her dating anyone

Nice. Lotte seems great, and she looks really sweet. You should talk to her.