The triggers

"Hoe-kage, Mega MILF, MILFiteen, Bitch in Heat!" He boomed

Shizune had already been through her three triggers. So Naruto figured he'd let the mirror thing play out.

Tsunade began approaching him seductively

"mm... Hey there big boy" she purred "how about you let Mama milkers take care of you?"

"Dad..? Who's this..?" Anko asked with a bit of worry

"She's a prostitute, my good citizens!" Kurenai boomed, swooping in "and I shall bring her to Justice for her indecent acts!"

"Awo.?" Tsume the dog questioned