The streak back to their room

“Err, Delphi, I suggest we run back to our room.”

“A-agreed.”

Taggie pressed her hands deeply over the chocolate bush between her legs. Delphie ran one arm across her chest and the other over her slim, teal butt. They both turned around and started sprinting out of the meadow with their classmates’ chuckles ringing in their ears.

“Wow, check that out!” A student pointed at the streaking elves, their naked behinds jiggling in front of them as they ran past.

“Are those Taggie and Delphi?”

“Haha, they got them again, huh?”

“Is that… Are they covered in jelly?”

“Heh, yeah. At least this livens up my morning.”

The streaking elves kept moving at full speed, dashing across their fellow students like a blur… or at least that was the idea. Considering the loudness of the laughter they left behind and the number of catcalls they heard, they were not moving as fast as they hoped.

Taggie remembered hearing that human learning institutions were behemoths of concrete and stone. How she longed to be in such a place, with the shelter of walls. No such thing in an elven college. There were few buildings; the only cover came from the greenery at the sides of the path. Practically everyone could and did see their **** sprint.

“W-wait, there are too many people over there! Let’s take a detour.” Taggie said, noticing the crowd in front of her. Grabbing Delphi’s arm, she jumped out of the pathway and ran into the campus grounds proper.

Taggie cut across a scratchy bush to try to disappear from sight, the branches poking and prodding her exposed skin… Ugh, streaking across campus sucked worse than she thought.

On the other side, the elves found a parcel of forest dense with sallow trees, their branches stretching to the floor itself. Neither seemed to notice that they moved towards the both of them as if by magic. “W-wait!” Delphi cried out. “Not this way, this is the Spanking Willow garden! Ow! My butt!”

The branches coiled upward, endeavoring to punish the intruders’ posteriors for their trespassing. “Ouch! Ow! Too late to turn around now! Yeuch! Watch out for that vine! Ow!”

“Who needs so many Spanking Willows?! Ow! O-over there! We can escape over there!”

With one last branch slapping the undefended bottoms of the two naked elves as a parting goodbye, Taggie and Delphi jumped over another prickly bush. They crash-landed on some vases, shattering them into the ground in a million pieces.

“Ah! Pottery Class! Eeep! I S-sorry about breaking that, and that other one! Ah! Owww! Didn’t mean to step on that one either! P-please don’t laugh, this isn’t funny!”

“Ack! S-sorry guys, I promise we’ll come back and make you some new pots! Taggie, let’s try this way!?”

Sprinting out of the class, Taggie’s allowed herself the faintest of smiles. She could see the hut she called- “Wait!” Taggie dug her heels on the dirt and tried to grab Delphi, but the blue elf was going too fast. Instead, she collided with her friend, and they both fell to the ground, one atop the other.

“If it isn’t the two most ungraceful elves on campus... Although, hmm, yes. This can work.” Two bare feet entered Taggie’s peripheral vision. She looked up. The woman next to her was wearing a dress made out of patched-up leaves and flowers. Her Godiva hair twirled around her curves, parts of it covered in splashes of colorful paint.

“Ugh… That’s what I was trying to tell you. Margery is here.” Taggie whispered. Margery’s tongue was sticking out, her paint-covered fingers sizing the naked elves. Her circular glasses shining with a sinister glint.

“Yep, I’ll immortalize this scene. You should thank me. My masterpiece will be the most beautiful you two philistines will ever look like.” Without another word, Margery placed a white canvas on her easel and began to add color to it.

“Bite me, Margy,” Taggie snarled, struggling to her feet. She grabbed her blue friend’s arm and pulled her up. “Come Delphi, let’s get out of here before she has a chance to paint our naked asses!”

“Too late! Now hold still so I can get your faces right!” Margery said. Her fingers drenched with the paint she was spilling while speed painting.

“Eeep!” Delphi whimpered as she broke into a sprint.

“Hey, wait for me!” Taggie followed. Thankfully, they were close to their room. The two elves reached the little hut carved in the heart of the great tree.

Taggie slammed the door shut behind her. “Aww, what’s the matter? Scared I might make you two look like proper elves in my painting? It would be a nice change, don’t you think?” Margery taunted from outside.

“Argh, she is so annoying!” Taggie complained, sitting in the hammock hanging from the left side of the room, her bed. It was one giant leaf, but still quite comfortable.

“A-are you ok? Do you w-want m-me to help clean the slime or…?” Delphi asked, sitting in her hammock while twiddling her fingers. She was still blushing, half-covered in slime, and breathing heavily from their embarrassing marathon… not that Taggie was any different in that regard.

Yup, their plan had backfired. Spectacularly. Viela remained unscathed. Somehow, she and Delphi managed to become the class clowns again, only this time they were naked too! And what a memorable way to get stripped! Taggie figured she would hear of it for days to come.

She sighed… All the more reason for her payback to be even more spectacular.