Strange readings

"Don't forget my bag and my shoes!" Lauren said to the TSA agent. "Those cost more than you make in a month!"

He gathered her things then set them in a tray on the other side of the curtain.

"Can we hurry this up?" Lauren said. "I need to catch an important flight."

"Of course ma'am." The guard said apologetically. "We just detected foreign objects on your person in the scanner and need to do a search."

"Whatever, just hurry!" Lauren snapped.

"Of course. Please remove your clothing."

"My... WHAT?!?" Lauren yelped.

"I need to do a search." The guard said. "Please remove your clothing.

"Listen, I don't think you know who I am." Lauren said. "I'm a world famous model! Those photographers out there are trying to get photos of ME, and I'm not undressing!"

"I'm sorry ma'am, but do to the unusual readings, I need to do a search." The guard said. "Now please disrobe."

"I...I..." Lauren was somewhere between furious, flustered and terrified. What could she do?