Nothing happens.

You are the first to try on the nylon knee socks that you ordered online almost a year ago. You sit down on the bed and slowly slide them onto your feet one by one, then wait but nothing happens. Then you make it clear that either you swap with yourself this way or it doesn't work that way.

When you are a bit resigned and take off your knee socks, you notice that you also have your aunt's old office clothes in your closet.

But how did they get here?