Initiate Plan B!

The blond-haired Shinobi wasn’t known for having the quickest reaction times when it comes to writing. Especially considering how he was caught in the midst of absorbing a ramen feast fit for a king. Honestly, catching someone in their weakest point is just a low blow, all things considered.

With a mouthful of ramen, Naruto wrote frantically. What exactly? Eh~ He wasn’t even sure. His hands were working on autopilot more than anything.

''Those three will be **** to be my cheerleaders until I’m done eating''

As it was previously mentioned, he didn’t really think~ Whose to say the book would interpret ‘’Those three’’ to be Sakura, Ino, and Tenten; but on that same note, there’s no way he’d be able to spell their names separately given the fact that they were about to spring, ‘’Plan B.’’

Whatever the hell that was.

Like~ What did he ever do to them to deserve this surprise attack?

Really rude… and-

Wait, why aren’t they cheerleader-

Ino blinked.

She glanced down at her hands. Her left fingers were wrapped around a pen while her other was holding the edge of that useless book Naruto was so fixated with.

Blinking again, her hands naturally swayed away from the pen and made brief contact with her face.

Wow~ The lack of restriction on her face felt refreshing, almost like always wearing one’s underwear on their faces was actually not a comfortable thing to do on the regular. Huh~ Then why do all the women in Konoha do that!? She could actually see properly, and the scent of her crotch didn’t have to be washed from her face. It’s liberating!

“Did it work?” Sakura asked from the floor; Ino couldn’t see her from her position behind her desk, but generally speaking, her vision was significantly better than before.

“I hope s-so…” Tenten breathed as she stepped forward to catch Ino’s limp body. Luckily, it appeared that Tenten didn’t have to restrain Shizune after all, as she seemed to remain standing there. She struggled to set the taller girl down carefully on the couch that lined the wall, while Sakura somewhat awkwardly staggered up to her feet so she could gather a solid look at the possessed Naruto.

“Perfect~” Sakura muttered with a half-grin as she leaned on the edge of the desk, “This is even better than plan A!”

“What has gotten into you three!? Did you just possess Naruto!?” Shizune demanded from her stance at the side of Tsunade’s desk. Her arms crossed below her the small bumps her breasts presented against the somewhat tight skimpy maid uniform she was wearing, seemingly placing the ramen bowl trays away on the windowsill. “This isn’t the behavior I would have ever expected from you.” Her eyes narrowed somewhat pointedly, giving her the general aura that Tsunade typically displayed; she definitely picked up a thing or two from her. “Just because Tsunade-sama isn’t present, you do not have the right to treat this place like a-”

“Shizune, come on!” Sakura interrupted with a light stamp of her foot. “You know as much as us that Naruto has been acting out too much lately! We need to do something about it, or he’ll just be running around being a freaky perv!”

Shizune’s frown failed to falter. “If you have a problem, bring it up with Tsunade-sama.”

“We did! You know we did!”

“Yeah,” Tenten nodded after she had placed Ino’s body down in a comfortable position. “And she didn’t do anything!”

“Are you telling me that I should let you **** Naruto in the Hokage office because you are upset that Tsunade didn’t punish him to the degree you expected?”

“She didn’t punish him, AT ALL!” Sakura retorted, but Shizune didn’t display any signs of being amused.

Ino was always more of a cool-headed thinker when compared to Sakura’s hot-headedness. She didn’t waste any time trying to argue with Shizune; the girl was essentially Tsunade’s second pair of hands. There isn’t a single universe Shizune would allow this to happen in the Hokage office while Tsunade wasn’t present. And her words certainly held weight behind them, since when Tsunade isn’t around, Shizune is essentially the stand-in Hokage. If she wanted to, she could give them whatever punishment she had in mind for their outburst, and Tsunade would likely approve of her and stand by the decision.

If they wanted to get her to quiet down, the only way would be to show proof of Ino’s running theory that there’s something amiss going on.

Perhaps there was something written down in his book that would lead her to an answer. Since Naruto preferred to spend half of his time writing in it and snickering like an idiot, believing his useless book is actually changing anything, he may have just written down his every sporadic thought. Including, but not limited to, him owning up to whatever it is he’s been up to.

But, after flipping through a few of its pages, all Ino saw was a whole heap of nothing...

Well, not exactly nothing per se, but it was just facts that everyone already knew or things that had already been done. If Naruto actually believed that he’d be able to change things, at the very least, he could’ve jotted down sentences that would actually make a change. It seems like the words smart and Naruto don’t go together.

There was absolutely nothing of note! No admission to controlling Tsunade with any mind control methods, no forbidden technique for implanting his will onto someone, not even a random line about him finding or stealing a hypnotism jutsu scroll of some variety. But he LOVED to write about random things that were already true. Like Sakura walking on all fours, or all women being pretty attractive to super sexy in appearance. Everyone knew this! Konoha consists primarily of women when comparing their male-to-female ratio, and all of their women are, at the very minimum, just hot. Sure it made some sense that a pervert like Naruto would want to write that tidbit down, but it was still stupid. If he had a notebook, he could, at the very least, jot down useful notes.

But no, nothing useful. Even recently, all he had to write were common facts. Like the fact that all women wear their panties on their faces after exercising, the parade Tsunade hosts in his honor, his luxurious penthouse apartment, the doghouse Sakura lives right beside his front door… Nothing… nothing… nothing… nothing!

The most recent thing he wrote; what he was desperately trying to scribble down before she possessed him was by far the most ridiculous thing he had written…

''Those three will be **** to be my cheerleaders until I’m done eating''

...W...what does that even mean?! Is that supposed to be something the three of them that just came in were supposed to do? As if upon catching him in Tsunade’s office, they’d just drop their plan and be his personal cheerleaders just because he wrote that down. At least everything else was a common and known fact; this was just wrong and untrue.

He also didn’t put a dot at the end!

That irked her more than anything else written down, honestly. Dumb ramblings were somewhat expected, but not dotting his sentences just proves that he hasn’t been paying attention during his classes.

For his sake… or, to be more specific, her own sake, she placed a dot at the end of his ridiculous sentence and…

Woah...

“Ohmmigawd!!” Sakura squealed; her pink top completely vanished and was instantly replaced by a cringe-inducing cheerleader uniform. It was barely considered a tank top, as the offending hot-pink garment spelled out “BITCH” in bold lettering over her meager chest. Her feet were adorned with mary-janes with cute red pom poms on the tops of them, covering some hot pink knee-high socks. Only thing modest was the pleated skirt that was barely up to the end of her butt that she originally began trying to cover with her now large red pom poms in her hands, but found her arms raising up. Despite being in a mid-conversation with Shizune, she began to sway her hips and cause the small skirt she was now sporting to bob and wave against her upper thighs. “This is S.T.U.P.I.D.”

“Stupid!” Tenten cheered in response to Sakura. The brown-haired lass was also sporting her own identical-looking cheerleader outfit. Though the lettering was different, seemingly labeling her as “PERVERT” and compared to Sakura’s pompoms, she had bright pink ones, which she waved in the air while swinging her curvy body. The ties in her hair holding her hair buns also being adorned with tiny pink pom poms.

“How long are we going to do this for?” Tenten said with a soft pout that went against the ecstatic motions her body was performing.

“Until Naruto knows we are such dumb whores!” Sakura chanted a rhyme to Tenten, before she gritted her teeth in an apparent effort to stop her hips from shaking rhythmically and suggestively. “F..f..fu- w-w...we will dance!”

“We will cheer!” Tenten chimed, giving a panty-flashing (If she actually worn any under the skirt) high leg kick with her arms raised.

“So that Naruto can fuck us in the r- Rr...rrffffgghaah! This is hell! Ino just let him finish eating!”

Ino had no words to say; her mouth was parted half-open as she stared unabashedly at her friends and… and her own **** body, which was also in a cheerleader outfit. Two purple pom-poms were gripped tightly in her knocked-out body’s hands, and her own top, which her sizable breasts had a fair bit of cleavage spilling out, sported the words, “SLUT”.

She had just witnessed reality itself change and…

Her eyes darted back to the book.

This… this thing can change reality, but from what she heard about it, it shouldn’t be able to put anything into an effective… effect. It should be so incredibly weak that it was practically useless. And since it’s a relic and not a jutsu that could be honed by experience, there is no possible way the jutsu could be enhanced by something like training and such. But…

Somehow it clearly had just changed reality before her borrowed eyes.

“I.N.O!” Sakura said with a half-whine and a cheer maneuver of spinning around, bending forward and shaking her butt to the rhythm of the spelling.

“Please let Naruto go!” Tenten finished, bending forward with a pout and shaking her modest chest to the syllables of her own words.

Staying quiet, Ino picked up a pen and moved it to the book.

''Sakura has pink bunny ears''

Ino wrote quickly, then stopped herself putting down the dot at the end of her sentence for now, looking on at Sakura doing her thing to spy any effect.

Sakura continued to dance and bounce her body in place, her head showing a clear lack of bunny ears.

She jotted down the period in the book as she looked back.

Instantly Sakura’s head was sporting a set of pink bunny ears, flopping up and down against the top of her head while her face did not betray any feelings of them just now coming into existence.

“Holy shit...!” Ino muttered. “How the-”

It suddenly all made sense. Somehow… by some odd fate of chance, Naruto had managed to make this book actually effective, and everything written down wasn’t just something that was already true… It’s something Naruto had **** into being true.

He wasn’t the idiot here... everyone else was! And they had no clue… His smug looks finally had logic behind it. He didn’t just think this village was his sandbox, it literally was! But.. how…

She had already patted down his body in hopes of finding a scroll for mind control or something else manipulation-based since that was her running theory. But she didn’t find anything other than a stupid necklace under his jumpsuit…

Wait, why exactly was he keeping a necklace somewhere where no one could see it?

Ino reached down Naruto’s top and pulled out something that felt rather cold to the touch. Once it was out in the open air she could get a better look to see...

The Pendant of Power!? Tsunade’s prized relic? That-

...

That’s how he was making use of the book.

That… was unironically smart of him.. Huh… for all the times Sakura loves to rant about how she’s so much brighter than him, she wasn’t the one to consider mixing a relic that enhances chakra with another chakra-powered object that is potentially powerful but inherently useless.

[Co-Wrote with GEO]