Get some grub, while a trio scheme.

*Grumble* *Grumble* *Grumble*

“Come on, stomach!” Naruto groaned, “Now!?”

*GRUMBLE* *GRUMBLE* *GRUMBLE* *GRUMBLE*

Food and a show is an excellent combination, but when the show is as hot as this, it’s hard to concentrate on the pleasures of food while the very similar yet notably different form of pleasure is pulsing to his groin.

“Dang it...”

And of course, said dinner and show is something that is only effective when the show isn’t causing his morning wood pop a tent in his pants...

“Screw it.” He muttered, as he opened up the book that had been resting upon the armrest of his quite comfortable seat.

The sight of Konoha’s women strutting downtown on a parade while grinding their asses to statues of him was definitely hot as fuck, especially when compared to the way women had treated him like a stupid annoyance just a few days ago. Heck, just last week, Tsunade was often yelling her drunken nonsense in his face talking about how she doesn’t have time for his antics or whatever. And now she’s down there, walking on all fours, pulling on the parades with her absurd strength from the ropes attached to her buttplug. Guess she found time away from her tireless work to host this. Well, whatever, his change had made this a daily occurrence, so he could enjoy the view anytime.

*GRUMBLE*

Preferably when he wasn’t so hungry.

It would be effortlessly simple to just write away his hunger, but where’s the fun in that?

“Are you sure about this?” Tenten asked, her hand hesitantly stroked her arm.

“Come on!” Sakura sighed. She sat her ass on the ground like a sitting dog and glanced up to her friends. “The Anbu guards are all probably out watching Naruto’s stupid little doofus parade. Why the hell did Tsunade-sama even let him have that? He’s a brat!”

“I don’t know,” Ino shrugged, “Could ask her instead of breaking into her office. It’s probably what she’d expect from her pupil anyway. Not this backhanded-”

“If you have a problem with this, you can go,” Sakura said with a huff. “But I’m not letting him run around like he owns the place anymore. He’s an idiot and a freakin’ brat, yet he acts like this village is his little personal sandbox.”

“Yeah,” Agreed Ino, “He’s cocky and perverted, but... Just tell Tsunade-sama she’ll make sure he stops acting out.”

“I did tell her.” Was Sakura’s flat response, she shifted her bare ass on the floor since her previous position caused the buttplug tail to ram uncomfortably up her ass before continuing to speak, “And it did nothing!”

“Do you think he spiked her drink or something?” Tenten questioned her floor-bound friend while adjusting the pantie that was adorned on her face so that she could see better.

Snickering, Sakura responded, “I hope so~ She’d slam her sake bottle right across his cocky face if that were the case. But I don’t know... I literally told her he was being a pervy creep, and yet look! She let him have a parade through the city in his name and image! No wonder the brat is cocky. He’s being treated like royalty.”

Ino cocked her hip. “So are we really going to stoop to his level? Entering her office without permission is something he’d do. We’re better than him.”

Sakura rolled her eyes; she continued walking towards the Hokage tower on all fours. Her buttplug-stuffed ass waved rhythmically. “If you don’t want to help me give Naruto some actual punishment for once, feel free to stay back. I’m going through with this either way~”

Ino sighed. She pulled her panties away from her face for a few moments to let her face breathe before she slapped it back into its original position.

Sometimes Sakura seemed too eager to shoot down Naruto. It sometimes even appeared like her efforts to make it known that she hates him were just some kind of projection to cover something else. But that idea was nothing more than a running theory, one that came off as less true when Sakura started one of her many “Naruto sucks” rants. Oftentimes Sakura could come off as just childish in her quest to prove that she’s better than him; with the way he acts, just doing nothing makes her better, so she doesn’t even need to say or do anything half the time.

But even Ino had to admit that Naruto was acting a bit more openly perverted than usual. He’s been holding a similar cocky grin while writing in that useless book of his, always acting like he was pulling one over on everyone when nothing of note was happening. It’s easy to brush that off as him being an idiot, which is something Tsunade has probably done. But Ino has had much experience in regards to jutsu based around manipulation, and that look on his face was the typical expression one would make when they are aware of something their potential victim isn’t. Though that could be a stretch, it's been appearing less so; especially seeing how he somehow got away from Sakura ratting him out to Tsunade with a pat on the back while they were the ones given a punishment.

It literally made no sense. Sakura told Tsunade that Naruto has been acting very perverted, and in response, Tsunade lets him go free after a talk and proceeds to give the three of them cleaning duty. There was literally no reason given, but an order from the Hokage is absolute, so it’s not like they were in any position to dispute it.

Honestly, Ino was on the fence; part of her wanted to simply question the Hokage and ask why she let him go unpunished, and punished them instead. But another part sided with Sakura’s more hands-on approach. If, for some extremely unlikely reason, Naruto had his hands on a jutsu that not even Tsunade could resist, he’d have a serious level of power on his hands. Something he’s clearly unfit to wield. And if it worked on the most powerful woman in the village, then that didn’t bode well for everyone else…

Sakura intended to leave his underwear; along with other messy Naruto-related items, in her office after leaving it a mess. It was sloppy but something that only Naruto would do. It’s a direct and messy approach, but it left only a few options if it worked out. Tsunade would be **** to confront Naruto with the ‘’evidence’’ she finds in her office. It wouldn’t just be a story Sakura told her; it would serve as absolute proof that Naruto needs to be punished. If Tsunade just lets him off again, then clearly, Naruto has some level of influence over the Hokage, and Ino will have to resort to plan B before he gets any ideas.

Hopefully, this is all a misunderstanding, and she is just reading into things while Sakura is simply leaning far into her hating Naruto kink.

“Alright, fine,” Ino said while rolling her eyes after eyeing Sakura’s waving buttplug tail. It’s funny how much Sakura likes to put him down when everyone knows she is a stuck-up bitch that loves to shove items up her ass. “But you know doing this makes us almost as bad as him.”

“Well, to stop an annoying brat, we have to act like one~” Sakura chimed back. “Now hurry up! We need to get in and out before Tsunade finishes pulling Naruto’s dumb parade.”

Hurry? Ino couldn’t help but mentally snort at that. Coming from Sakura, who was always lagging behind while she walked on all fours like a stupid stuck-up bitch, the words ‘’Hurry up’’ was really ironic.

As the three made their way up the tower; Sakura having difficulty with the stairs as usual, they arrived at Tsunade’s office door. Looking at the hallway clock, they can see that she’s likely still hauling the floats right now.

Sakura whispers as Tenten shifts the bag of evidence on her shoulder, “Now remember, if anyone is in the room before we plant this, our excuse is that we just came back to the office after cleaning it up to report the stuff in the bag being strewn everywhere. Ready?”

The other two nod, nervous. Ino opens the door wide as they walk in. To their surprise, there were indeed people inside, but the alibi seems like it’s not going to work here, as they see the ridiculous sight before them.

Naruto slurped down his fifth bowl of ramen and sets the bowl down onto a tray that was being offered to him, taking a sixth bowl from the same tray. The holder of the tray was Shizune, whom was in the office filing paperwork on Tsunade’s behalf when Naruto came in. Naturally, she was dressed how she normally would at the time, but thanks to a new rule of; Shizune during the parade must dress as a skimpy maid and offer whatever services Naruto desires against her will, she was currently standing in tall heels and wearing a tiny french maid outfit, holding two trays of ramen bowls with perfect balance by her sides, and shaking her hips alluringly as she was commanded to. Shizune was also wearing a vicious glare at Naruto for forcing her to act this way, but that was just the nature of how their relationship is, she supposes.

Naruto was quite satisfied with this arrangement currently, enjoying his meal when he suddenly sputtered on it, as the opening of the door mildly started him. The three girls that barged in surprised him as he tried straightening himself out and reaching for the book on the desk. Though Sakura, barely noticeable from sight because of the desk, protested, “Whah? Naruto?! What are you doing, sitting there-?”

Naruto didn’t have a good answer and just stuttered out, “uuhhh, I was, umm...”

But to save his bacon, if so accidentally, Shizune interrupted, saying, “Sakura, Tenten and Ino? What are you three thinking, barging in here?”

Naruto spotted his chance for an opening to write down something in the book, and proceeded to snatch up the pen, right as Tenten said, “Right, I think this is time for Plan B!” The other two grunted their agreement, making Naruto write faster, but not before Ino managed to form the proper signs to begin her possession tactic, as Tenten prepped a scroll to unleash some bindings for Shizune.

[Co-Wrote with DogDog]