Epilogue: Super Baby Boom

"Mrs. Lane," Bruce Wayne said. He leaned back, away from the desk. "Progress report."

Lois let out the breath she didn't know she had been holding. Her hands rested on her swollen stomach. At thirty-two weeks pregnant with twins, she was bigger than she expected, and carrying a lot of it in the front. Getting in and out of chairs was harder and hard. Sometimes, she even needed her wife's help.

"Impreggr has arranged fifty-two encounters over the last month," she said. "And we believe there may have been thirteen conception events. It's too early for testing, but we've been monitoring the subject's profiles...what they're looking at online, what they're ordering, how much, and when. We already have a package of ads targeting our suspected mothers with pre-natal vitamins, doctor's appointments, baby clothes."

Bruce raised an eyebrow. "That sounds...invasive."

Lois smiled. "Nothing more than what Amazon already does. Still, I know the results are...disappointing. Which is why I'd like to take things a step further."

Bruce raised an eyebrow. It was a carefully calculated sign of interest. Lois couldn't read the man at all...but if this was going to work, she would need his help...and Batman's.

"We've been in contact with Raven. Providing her assistance during her early pregnancy. Tracking her porn habits, and those of Beast Boy...and others. We think it would be possible to arrange a mass conception event."

His face was so carefully neutral that Lois couldn't tell what he was thinking, but his blue eyes were very intense.

"What exactly do you have in mind?"

Lois met his gaze levelly. "A sex party. For those Titans of age only...and their guests. No condoms. A moderate amount of ****. Music and films intercut with pornography."

"You want to get a group of 18 and 19 year olds drunk and horny," he said at last. "Sounds like a recipe for teen pregnancy. So what's the catch?"

The pregnant woman exhaled. "I want Stephanie, Cassandra, and Barbara there."

He stiffened, ever so slightly. "You want the Titans to knock up my Batgirls?"

"They're all of age. Their cycles show they'll be at peak fertility. The male Titans are some of the best genetic material available," Lois pressed on. "By next year, we could be looking at a super baby boom."

For a moment, he didn't seem to breathe...and then, the powerful shoulders deflated a little.

"I worry somewhat about the consequences of this program. If we're inculcating the proper culture among our youth. An orgy isn't like to lead to lasting, stable relationships."

"We're already looking ahead toward stable homelife solutions," Lois said. "Speaking of which, how is Selina?"

"Complaining about her weight," he said with a smile. "Although I keep telling her, the belly is sexy..."

Lois waddled home. There were boxes everywhere. They'd be moving into the bigger house soon. She ran one hand along her swollen stomach, still unable to believe how big she was, with eight weeks left to go. It was definitely time to think about maternity leave...

"Hey babe," Blaze met her wife with a kiss, naked and her stupid sexy cock drooling on the floor. "How'd it go?"

"We got the green light," Lois said with a smile. "With any luck, in a few weeks every superheroine between 18 and 20 with a working womb will be knocked up, or fucked stupid trying."

"That's great!" the demon said with a smile. She helped Lois out of her coat...and then began to unbutton the former reporter's shirt. "What about the other part?"

"Still working on it, but we've got contacts inside Arkham Asylum now. It shouldn't be too hard to arrange. Normally there are additives in the food tht keep the prisoners' libidos in check. Take those out...and start the women on a regimen of hormones...and they should be very, very fertile."

"Sounds like everything is going to plan," Blaze unzipped her wife's skirt. "Think it's okay if I say hello to the twins?"

"Babe, I'm exhausted," Lois said, and grabbed onto Blaze's horns as an eager tongue licked her belly. "Let me get over to the bed, and you can fuck me until I fall asleep..."