Only Men

I wish that women never existed and that men were able to procreate with each other if needed, except they give birth to full-grown adult men and the gestation period was mere minutes: No underage children.

Reality began to shift, the walls warped turning different colors, and then...nothing. You were still sitting in the office.

Did it work? You think to yourself, opening your phone. You scroll through the website, news article after news article looking for any mention of women. Nothing. You look up the bible. Adam and Steve. The news. Two male hosts. Planned Parenthood? Men. Music. Men. Writers. Men.

Holy Shit! you say getting up off your phone. You start walking around the office only to find the offices that had once occupied female coworkers were now full of men. Damn, I can't stop there, I can make so many more constructive changes.