Unnecessary Chapter - S/O Katt Williams

Author Note : Don't smoke kids. Little chapter to make you meet some people for the rest of the story.

You get to the location Snoop sent you. It was big apartment in the center of the city. Really luxury, really comfortable. With warming floor, velour rugs, shining chandeliers, big windows. Really cosy, comfortable place.

You get into the living room, there is Snoop, another pal of yours who goes by Ricardo Iglesias, a skinny white guy in XXL clothing and a tall black guy, like Antetokounmpo tall, who was wearing cuban ice, a white t-shirt under a Lakers jersey and sweatpants. Ricardo was fat like Fat Joe and he also had a little beard on his chin. You greeted everybody, learned that the white guy in a Thrasher hoodie was called Lenny and the basketball player was called Melvin.

They were listening to Laylow's Album : L'Étrange Histoire de Mr Anderson. It was the song R9R-LINE ft Damso. And Melvin was rolling a blunt. Now they told you, Melvin was acquainted with the real Snoop Dog's son and what he was rolling was Snoop Dog's weed which meant it was bound to be good.

So he lit the blunt and just the smell makes your nose its home. It took its couch, bed, fridge and family into your nose and did not leave and you paid the rent for him. Because you liked him. Then, according to the rules and regulations, Melvin put the blunt in rotation, Puff Puff Pass.

The blunt gets to you, you obey the rules, Puff Puff Pass.

What you did not know was that Melvin was a professional weed smoker, you was not ready. In 4 and three quarters minutes you realise that you are more high than you have ever been in your life. You're high like real high, you the planet, the stars and galaxies and shit and your mama's house where you grew up in Diamond City.

You look up to understand how you got so high of just one blunt. You see that Melvin lit 5 other blunts and that they were all in rotation. You looked weed smokers in an Olympic challenge smoking with no pause, relentlessly, Puff Puff pass, Puff puff pass, pupuffpass, puffpass, pupass.

It's bullshit. But you had a good time with these guys.