Spider-Cop, the Stripper

Stepping onto thw stage was Officer Spider-Cop, as Peter prepared his routine. He decided if he was going to get into this craziness, he would embrace it. So as he shimmered and shook what his momma gave him, using what what experience he had with fighting in hopes they could be used in this situation. So he was balancing on his arms, his legs as he moved his body. A large number of the women in the audience cheering as he did so.

He tore off his necktie, and flung it before starting to unbutton his shirt. Twisting around to shack his ass as he did so, to distract from his hands. Once that was off and his bare chest was shown, he swung the shirt over his head. He then spoke, "Yeah. All you ladies love me! You can't get enough of me!"

What he didn't know was the fact he had just triggered his newly developed power of Spidernosis. The words entered the ears of the women, even as their eyes dilated, as the sentences permanent left it's mark on their minds. All of the sudden the cheers got louder as the women were more invested, more passionate about the actions before them.

"I'm the irresistible man of your dreams, ladies. Your wet dreams! The sexiest man you have ever met!" he told them, as he got even louder cheers as he removed his pants using their tear away snaps on the side. Leaving him in a Spider-themed g-string speedo.

Peter didn't notice as he did so, that the women waving hundred doolar bills had changed from their original expressions. While the wilder women who were into the sex show hadn't changed much, those who had been more reserve had changed to resemble the former group. Hungry, lustful yet loving looks came over their eyes as they scanned the sexy body which was dancing before them. Not safe for work fantasies starring the Sex-tacular Spider-man dancing in their heads, they got ready to spend their money...