Pretty freakin bad

As you slink into the cave you find that you had not been properly prepared. The only clothes you have on is the stolen cloak. And the only weapon is the small dagger. You try and cinch the cloak around you some more but it wasn't meant for a man. Plus as you get further into the cave you realize you forgot torches. And it’s not like you can just adjust the screens brightness.

You stumble on aimlessly in total darkness and you feel yourself take several different turns until you are hopelessly lost. As you shuffle around you trip over a rock outcropping and fall on your stomach. The dagger comes flying out of your hands and you hear it clatter away, down a slope and ends with a splash… great. An underground lake… awesome. Now you have just disarmed yourself.