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You have opted for mental changes. You may select any number of options. Bear in mind that some modifications will conflict with others and possible malfunctions may occur as a result. Your selections may influence your warranty. If it is deemed you modified irresponsibly, you will not be given a refund.

For intelligence, press 1. There are several options. Genius, above average, average, below average, dimwitted, and utter moron. Keep in mind that any damage caused by lower intelligence models is not billable to Robo-slut Inc.

For personality alterations, press 2. Possible alterations include nerdy, angsty, perky, meek, and much more.

For memory alterations, press 3. We have a few options here, but most prefer to speak in detail to a certified employee in order to get the quality robo-slut experience they desire. Options include childhood friend, distant relative, ex-girlfriend, and even former bully.

For custom mental alterations, press 0 to speak to someone live.