Press 1 for default

So, you want the default model? Alright, no further modifications to your roboslut will mean a speedier arrival, which means it should arrive in five days. Before we proceed to payment, remember to read the manual as well as the FAQ section and general troubleshooting within it.

Now, would you like an in-box arrival or an interactive experience to meet up? In regards to the Inquisitor, the interactive experience consists of her being spat out from a Fade rift near your location, injured and in need of assistance. We will make sure no one but you finds her (and of course, activate her with you out of sight so it feels like an actual rift instead of our set-up of special effects!) and then you'll have to bring her to your home, close to losing consciousness.

On the other hand, in-box arrival is a more straight-to-the-point kind of option. Perfect for those who just want to get on with it and have their selected roboslut as soon as she arrives. Of course, she will be confused at her new surroundings, something that the customer will have to handle (how is obviously up to you).

Which option would you prefer?

Press 1 for in-box arrival.
Press 2 for interactive experience.