Press 1 for Mass Effect

Editor's note: Original chapter by deadite.

The first game; where everything started... There are a lot of hot and interesting characters to liven up your life in here, customer!

Press 1 for the female version of Commander Shepard. Who doesn't know of her by this point? Commander Shepard has achieved an iconic status in gamer circles not unlike that of Lara Croft's, Samus Aran's or Solid Snake's. FemShep has proven to be a huge success among customers (both male and female) and we believe that to be due to the impressive number of qualities that Shepard shows in the course of the three games.

Press 2 for Ashley Williams, the Alliance marine Gunnery Chief whose dedication to training has sculpted her body to athletic perfection. Yet behind those intense brown eyes and brash bravado hides the gentle soul of a poet. A heady and complex combination to say the least only the brave should consider this model.

Press 3 for Liara T'soni, the naïve and young (relatively speaking) Asari archeologist. This blue skinned exotic beauty has an inquisitive mind and gentle nature that, when combined with her biotic powers simulated by magnetic fields could lead to some very interesting possibilities in the bedroom... or wherever the mood strikes you.

Press 4 for Tali'zorah, the hooded Quarian mechanic is a bit of a mystery. We’ve yet to see her features hidden behind the environmental suit’s visor but the rest of it is form fitting enough to show off her petite figure accented by her amazing hips. While initially shy, she has a quick and clever mind that is sure to keep you on your toes. If you can be patient we’re sure getting her out of the environmental suit will be worth the wait.

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