Press 1 for Disgaea

You've selected characters from the first game. Your options include...

Press 1 for Etna. Clad in long boots and little else, Etna is a sly, seductive and very wicked sort. Her top, which resembles little more then a pair of batwings, now strains to contain her bust and her figure is far more impressive. You can have her believe you are the Overlord or, if you're more the submissive type, you can be her vassal/****...that is not an exploding penguin.

Press 2 for Flonne. Etna's opposite in many ways, Flonne is garbed in a white dress that reflects her extremely innocent nature. You may have to teach her a thing or two about sex. Luckily, she's always willing to learn. Her dress serves to hide her modest bust. You can have either the Angel model or the Fallen Angel model. The Fallen Angel model has a demon tail, red eyes, and a red ribbion in her hair. Personality wise, there isn't much of a difference. Either one will make many references to the power of love.

Press 3 for Jennifer. Assistant to Gordon, 13th Defender of Earth, Jennifer is one character that needed no physical improvement. Already of very impressive bust and wearing a bikini top to go with her skin tight pants and boots, her beautiful body hides the mind of a genius. If you need anything fixed, you may want to order this one. Hell, she may be able to build you some things. If you wish, she can view you as the next Defender of Earth.

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