Chapter 65
by 
Rhubarb
What should you have?
Prepare a Quick Meal
You could order pizza, but it’s healthier and cheaper if you just whip up a quick meal. Pasta doesn’t take too long to cook, and you can throw in some garlic infused olive oil, some tuna and a few herbs and vegetables and it’s better for you. So that’s what you do.
You then sit down and watch TV, not that there’s much on, but it’s relaxing and you’re soon ready for bed.
What's next?
Having lost your girlfriend, your parents and your job in the matter of months, you head back to your hometown to start a job teaching history at St Perpetua’s, a private all-girls sixth form college. With you is a box of magical items that you know work because one is already transforming you into a sex god. What trouble do you want to get up to?
Updated on Jun 15, 2026
by Rhubarb
Created on Aug 31, 2025
by Rhubarb
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