Pray for penile forgiveness

You press your palms together, fingers pointed upwards, as if praying to God.

"Oh most majestic and wonderful penises..." You begin shakily.

"BLACK penises!" Stanley roars, throwing his face down to yours to yell directely into your face, making you flinch and squeal with shock. He either has a screw loose, or is just really trying to mess with you.

"Black penises!" You correct yourself, in a high-pitched squeak.{if@ images > 2}

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"Please, I know that I, a lowly white skank, do not even deserve to look at you and speak to you, never mind ask you for anything. I have done you and your owners a grave injustice, and I do not deserve forgiveness. I fully understand accept that your stature and standing in the world, as glorious, beautiful b-black manhoods, is much higher than I could ever achieve. I just wish to pay penance for my misdeeds, and so if you would do me the honor of allowing me to worship you with my... My s-slutty white holes, then I would be forever in your debts."

-5% Self Respect

There's an awkward silence for a couple of seconds.

"Tell him he's beautiful again, he liked that." Donald chuckles.

Stanley laughs as well, and you can see that you've really pleased them with that monologue. Hopefully the people watching at home will be able to see that too.

+10% Forgiveness