Practice! Uh, sort of......Next!

After Texas came to the toons decided to show her the basics of basketball....okay Lola showed her the basics everyone else were being well themselves. From blowing each other up, to smashing against walls. Texas looked in astonishment on how they can get hurt and walk it off like nothing happened.

"Hey Tex!" Lola called to her getting her attention. "It's your turn, let's see what you can do cowgirl." She said as she tossed the ball to Texas. "R-Right." The sheriff said as she caught the ball. Earlier Lola was able to tell the sheriff about their world and everything else about basketball. Texas felt as if her was going to explode with all this information...which it ended up doing.

Texas looked at the ball then at the net, this was simple right? I mean she didn't need to those fancy moves with the ball, all she had to do was bounce it. Texas began to bounce the ball, it was a little sloppy the way she did it but it worked. She then looks up at the net and shoots the ball in the same way Lola showed her. The ball flies through the air soaring right towards the basket. Texas eyes widened and sparkled, this was going to be her first shot! Sure she was starting but she hit just one net on her first try that was a good start!

The ball sailed closer and closer to the net and it looked like it was really about to hit! But it ended bouncing off the rim and launching back at Texas....smashing her face in. "Ohhh!" Bugs and the others say as they winced at Texas's perdicamant. Bugs walks up to her and pulled the ball off her face. Texas face was scrunched inwards before popping back to normal.

"Eh not bad Tex, you were dis close." Bugs made a gesture with his fingers signifying how close she was. "Here try it again." He says as be hands her the ball again, Texas takes the ball and concentrates. "Ya got this Tex." Texas motivated herself. She shoots the ball again and once again it bounced off the rim, only this time it ends up crashing through the window.

Everyone stares in silence at the broken window until Daffy was the first to speak up. "Well look on the bright sside, at leasst you didn't get hurt thiss time." Daffy said before flashing a big smile. Suddenly the door to the gym opened up and from other side was a towering rhino woman about 18 feet tall. But what caught their attention was she holding the ball and had a huge bump on her head and she did not look happy.

She looks among them to see who the responsible was, and luck for her Daffy pointed at Texas. The rhino woman stomps her way over to Texas while dropping the ball. The camera focuses on the toons as rhino woman began to beat the crud out of Texas. Each blow that landed made the toons winced and flinch. Once it was done the Rhino woman left with a satisfied smile, as the camera now shows Texas all twisted up into a pretzel.

After she was unraveled Texas proceeded trying to shoot the ball. Key word "trying" everytime she did the ball would bounce off the rim and other cartoon shenanigans would happen to her. "Ssso, how many times has she done this?" Daffy asked Porky. A-About (stutters) 30 times." Porky finally answered.

Texas gritted her teeth and threw the ball in frustration at the hoop. The ball once again bounced off the rim but hit the wall. The ball bounced everywhere picking up more and more speed, until it finally hit the ceiling and hit the ground.

SQUISH!

The made as it landed on the floor....on top of Texas therefore flattening her onto the floorboards as the ball laid on top of her. Lola walks up to the ball and picks it up and sees a flattened Texas looking back at her with swirly eyes. "Uh maybe we should take a break." Lola suggested as she peeled Texas off the floor. She then headed for the locker rooms and laid Texas on one of the benches.

"Sit tight Tex, i'll get a pump to get you back to normal!" Lola said to a still KO'd Texas. She dashed out of the locker room leaving Texas on her lonesome. A few minutes later Granny and Witch Hazel came into the locker room. Both of them were sweating from their cheerleader practice. Although they were wearing very short miniskirts that showed off their large butts.

"Ehehehe! That was a good work out routine granny dear! We keep the team's spirits up and were sure to win!" Witch Hazel said as she cackles. "Yes, though do really need to wear these mini skirts and these type of underwear? I'm afraid i don't have the same body i did in my youth." Granny stated slightly embarrassed as she looked at her wrinkly yet LARGE ass that had a pair panties wedged between her cheeks. "Oh please dear! You'd be surprised how many men like them aged to perfection! Especially with some junk in the trunk!" Hazel said as she slapped her equally large rump sending ripples through it.

"But if makes you uncomfortable we could always wear our regular dresses with just our cheer shirts. Hazel said "Oh! That would be nice!" Granny said walking over to the bench. As she was making her way over Texas was slowly starting to come to. Her vision began to straighten out but once it did she wished it hadn't. Right above her were the wrinkly pale fat cheeks of Granny coning down towards her. Texas didn't even get a chance to shout as the elderly woman's rump. "Oh my! This bench is so comfortable." Granny said as she rubbed her ass on Texas as she was unintentionally flattening her out more than she was before. Texas was being squashed so much she started spreading out from under Granny's ass on the bench.

"Really?" Hazel asked curiously. Half of Texas's face was peaking out from under Granny's ass. Unfortunately her vision was obscured by the green equally large behind of Witch Hazel. Texas let out a muffled scream but it fell on deaf ears as Hazel sat down beside granny. "My oh my! You're right dear! This a comfortable bench!" She said as she rubbed her sweaty ass all over the flattened weasel.

Texas was getting soaked in their excess sweat as they rubbed their rumps all over her completely unaware they were sitting on her. Texas thought in her mind "How could this get any worse?!"

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A thick green cloud of rank gas exploded from under Granny's ass into Texas face as she screamed in horror. "Oh dear! Excuse me!" Granny said while blushing. "Ehehehehehe! Not bad old girl! But i can do better!" Hazel challenged her.

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"Oh my Hazel! What have you been eating?" Granny said while fanning her face. "You don't want to know dear, Ehehehehehehehe!" The witch cackled as granny laughed along with her. The two elderly women went back and forth seeing who could make the biggest fart. Though unfortunately Texas was the victim of the oblivious women's game. Suddenly Texas heard gurgling.....from Hazel! Wait no, it was from Granny! That's when the horrid realization hit Texas, "Oh no." She whimpered internally to herself.

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There was a huge explosive gas cloud that filled the entire locker room. Both women were coughing and fanning their faces because of this. "Perhaps we took it a little to far." Granny said covering her nose. "Yes, perhaps we did." Hazel said as she pulled out her wand and waved it. The gas instantly vanished and she and granny were now wearing their signature long dresses that covered everything along with the Toon Squad t-shirts.

"That's more like it!" Granny clapped happily. "Come on, let's work on a few more routines. Both toon women left out the locker, but Texas was still flattened out against the bench, eyes completely white, mouth hanging open with a little drool running down the side. Stink line waft off the sheriff as she twitches from the rank smell that has been blasted in her face. Suddenly Lola walks in with a bicycle pump smiling proudly. "I'm back Tex!" She exclaimed with a smile. But then her smile was replaced with a confused look. She saw the flattened sheriff flattened even further out than she was before and stinking. "What'd i miss?" Lola asked confused

Once Lola got Texas back to normal she headed outside with Texas. Where she was taking her, she had no clue whatsoever. Texas looks up and sees Bugs standing by a chair, this confuses Texas. "Hey Tex. Have a seat." Bugs gestures to the chair. Texas shrugs as she sat down in the chair. But she was still curious to why they would meet outside.

"Listen Tex, you're a good law woman everyting, it's just tat...." Bugs stalled before Lola finished for him. "We need someone who actually has the knowledge of basketball. No offense." Lola said trying not to be insulting in any way. Texas was shocked from this but actually understood. Sure she may have gotten the game down "a bit" but playing the actual game she sucked. "Well ah reckon you're right. I ain't really good at all these fancy dribbling and stuff." Texas admitted scratching her head.

"Yeah which is why we're sending ya back home." Bugs said crossing his arms. Texas smiled at him and shook his hand. "Thank ya kindly Bugs." She turns and looks at Lola and smiles. "Welp, guess this is goodbye Lola." Texas said tipping her hat. "Guess so." Lola said grabbing Texas's jacket and pulling her into a kiss!

Bugs eyes widened as his jaw hit the ground from this hot display. "Mmmmmmmmmmwahhhh!" Lola said as she stretched Texas lips out as she finished kissing her leaving the sheriff panting for air. Texas composes herself before asking Bugs a question. "By the way, how are ya'll gonna get me back home?" Texas asked curiously. Bugs and Lola laughed nervously "Remember that chair you were in when Daffy "examined" you?" Lola asked her. Texas eyes widened and looks back to see said duck by the lever. "Arrivederci sheriff! Ho ho ho ho!" Daffy shouted before pulling the lever and launched a screaming Texas.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" Texas screamed as she was flying through the air. Suddenly she tore through the sky like it was paper and was gone. "Well that'ss, that!" Daffy said dusting his hands. "Now how'ss bout recruiting that Michael Jordan guy?" Daffy asked looking back at a frowning Bugs and Lola. "What?" He asked confused. "Daffy, Gold Springs is through there." Bugs said pointing at the sky where the Warner Bros logo is. "You shot Texas to a whole other Toon world that's separate from our own!" Lola shouted at the black duck as he came to the realization. "Whoopssiess." Daffy said before chuckling nervously.

Texas's Whacky Cartoon Adventure continues!