Pouch

As the sounds of the animals grow louder, you realize you really have no chance to try and run. You nod your head to the kangaroo, who nods back eagerly and opens her pouch wide with her paws. You walk over and gingerly step inside, surprised at how deep it feels. You try and bend down as best you can, but can't, so the latex kangaroo shoves down on your head with her paws, causing a loud squeaking noise as your head and by extension, your entire body disappears inside the pouch. The kangaroo quickly shuts it and holds it against her chest.

It's dark and warm inside, and you find yourself almost dozing off when you suddenly wake yourself up realizing how **** you'll be if you aren't conscious. A few seconds go by with no other sound than the squeaky breathing of the kangaroo and the pressure against you as her round belly goes out and in.

And then, there is a loud cry and the sound of many feet hitting the pavement. It appears the kangaroo's plan worked - the pack is running past you. Before you can celebrate, however, you hear a lone set of feet slow down and then the roar of either a lion or a tiger. The kangaroo squeakily answers something back. You have no idea what they are talking about and don't really want to know. After several more minutes of back and forth, the mystery feline outside seems satisfied and continues on its way until you don't hear it anymore.