Post Production Meeting !

The meeting reconvened a few weeks later; same venue, same set up !

"So, Your WAGness. How was the show ?" Lawrence began.

"I haven't seen it yet" said Debbi. "So I don't know how they're going to edit it. They said they'd send me a DVD."

"DVD ? That's a bit nineties isn't it ?" Lawrence laughed.

"They say it avoids hacks and leaks online before they transmit it" Debbi responded.

"Have you even got anything to watch a DVD on ?" Lesley wondered.

"Got an old desktop in the spare room."

"Whatever" Lawrence continued. "What happened exactly ?"

"Well, we all met up in a London hotel. Roxanne and Solveig were there with their boys. Don't know football, so don't know much about them. But I don't think they're superstars."

"Roxanne and Solveig. Very exotic !" Lesley chuckled.

"Yeah, and little ol' me, Debbi without an 'e' !"

"What were they like ?"

"Airheads, about six years younger than me. Not bitchy though, like the major league WAGs in Ukraine were."

"And Tyrone ?" asked Lawrence.

"They introduced me to him at the hotel. Said they wouldn't film any actual shagging but wanted footage of us smooching."

"Did you shag him ?" asked Lawrence.

"That'd be telling !"

"But is it true about donkey dong ?" Lesley wanted to know.

"Too right it's true !" Debbi chuckled.

"What next ?"

"They pulled a stunt on us" Debbi explained. "First of all, they kitted me out with full on WAG regalia. The others already had clothes like that but they bought me these tight little dresses. All thighs and cleavage and heels ! We shot some stuff in clubs around London, then they flew us to Zante in Greece. Put us all in these really tiny bikinis."

"So what was the stunt ?" Lawrence was puzzled.

"Well, after a day lounging around the pool, they told us that the show's title, WAGS Go Wild, didn't refer to going mad in clubs but meant we were going to be dumped on this small uninhabited island nearby for five days to cope by ourselves. All we would have would be the tiny bikinis !"

"That sounds scary" Lesley sympathised.

"It was, but of course we soon found out it was all fake. The film crew were there for a start and they provided us with tents and food. All off camera though, so don't tell anyone it was fake. They shot all these semi scripted scenes of us supposedly panicking and then being brave girls etc. Somehow I was the only one who ended up completely naked though, for some rigged up shower scenes !"

"Why am I not surprised by that ?" Lawrence laughed.

"They said they'd cut it so you can't see my bits'cos it's going out on a mainstream channel" Debbi explained as the doorbell rang. She leapt out of bed and grabbed her robe. "It was the postman" she announced on her return. "Shall we go downstairs and watch the DVD ?"