Possible adventures

"What about protection? Any dangers menace the town?" Lauren asked. Again, the player was choosing her responses.

"Dangers? You don't have no sword missy!" The bartender pointed out.

"Or bloomers even!" Another guessed laughed. Lauren blushed at the laughter, but went on.

"Well, there's some goblins that raided the town three knights back." The tavern explained to the naked woman. "Also some kind of monster has been keeping people from the lake. And, there's always the witch in the western woods, she's been harassing us for years. But, I don't see what a naked pipsqueak like you is gonna do about that!"

Blushing furiously and cupping her privates, Lauren stomped out of the bar onto adventure. The patrons all laughed as Lauren's pale butt jiggled furiously as she went out the door.