Positively

You smile.

"You made me proud alright." You pick back up the breakfast sandwich. "You definitely are just like your daddy."

"Really!" he said excitedly, "you're not mad?"

"No. Why would I. Now how much are you blackmailing him for?"

"$100 a week." Phil says confidently.

"Oh, my son you could get so much more, because he is married."

"Really?"

"Yes. Of course, you don't want to go too high or his wife would get suspicious. We could easily get $2k a month. If we bleed them slowly, they will be less likely to protest."

"We?"

"You bet. You and I are going into business together." You take another bite of your breakfast sandwich and so does Phil. Phil's sandwich drips egg yolk on his shorts. "You've got to be careful. You're messy, you need me to clean up your messes." You lick a napkin and dab it on his shorts, trying to get the egg yolk. "Consider me your manager" you say.

"Really? You'd do that for me?" Phil says. You continue dabbing the napkin, but it's too dry. You lean over and begin licking the stain.

"Of course," You finish cleaning the stain and get back up.

"So, who is the next target?"