Posing goes wrong

Lauren continued to pose in her slingshot bikini. She may have thought she looked amazing, but it was pure comedy. The famous ice queen was running around in THE sluttiest bikini, with skanky makeup and her hair up in pigtails! Even more amusing, her body turned out to be much less than advertised. Thick legs, bulging hips, a swollen stomach and no real breasts to speak of. And her ass! It was huge and warbling, bare butt for the bikini wedged deep between her heaving cheeks!

Everyone laughed uproariously, snapping pictures. Finally, their voices broke through Lauren's delusion, and she heard their mocking laughter.

"Don't laugh!" She yelled. "You're all just jealous! I look so good, none of you can stand it!" Lauren angrily stomped her foot in rage. Suddenly the laughter increased. Lauren's now swollen pride grew into rage as she scowled back at them.

"What? What's so funny!?" Lauren yelped indignantly. She stood with her hands on her hips, glaring at the laughing crowd.

"Look down!" Someone yelled. Lauren followed their advice. She saw that, through her posing and foot stomping, her bikini had wedged even tighter on her crotch. Unfortunately it had wedged itself between her lips, which were now dangling on each side of the thing fabric. Her pussy lips were hanging out!

"Lauren's got roast beef curtains!" Someone yelled, causing an explosion of more laughter.

This was too much for Lauren's thin bluster. She blushed, slamming her hands over her crotch.

"I... I do not!" Lauren objected, trying to hide her womanhood as her false confidence began to fall apart...