Pornography

Well shoot. How do you answer this one in an interview? Truth is, you like the female form a little too much and sometimes... nightly... a few breaks during the day... sometimes during work... you hop online and check out your favorite photo sites, video uploads, and erotic writing forums. Basically, you'd been a porn addict ever since you discovered porn existed. Instead of saying that, you put on a suave smile and answered: "women." That's the sexy way of saying you're a porn addict, basically.

One eyebrow twitched over Goodbye's glasses as her ordinarily rosy cheeks became slightly redder. "Ooooh? Women? This is a bad assignment for you then, huh?" she spoke sympathetically.

Well, no, you thought to yourself. If anything, it was a very good assignment, assuming the girls were as hot as legends said. Rather than saying that, you told her you thought it would be fine. You were a professional first.

"I mean... if you have needs... I'd rather you use some porn and find a bathroom than get any ideas about the girls around here..."

Huh? Really? Well, it was kind of nice for your boss to sign off on your habits like that.

"But if you're using porn, just uh... be on the lookout for an agent called Tschau... You don't want her to see you checking it. She's the severe and guarded type," Goodbye warned. "We'll talk about her shortly here."