Porn

It only took Matt a couple of minutes to find a PornHub video showing two girls who looked vaguely like the goth-girl and the blonde going at each other in lesbian happiness. He was enjoying the sight until he felt a sharp pain in his shoulder.

The goth-girl had stabbed him in the shoulder with her pen. "You going to watch shit like that, you might want to make sure your earphones are connected.

"Oh, shit. Sorry."

"Guess you're just a creep like all the others."