Porn Parody Scientist or Sexy is Smart

“A Wild Card?” Jack sounded just as surprised as Petra was, “Let’s see what we have here.”

While Jack fished a small tablet out of his suit jacket’s pocket, the open boxes closed and all of the changed from gold to silver to red to Bronze.

“Lets see here, you pulled the sexy is smart card, also called the porn parody Scientist,” Jack read the message from the producers, “From now on, the sexier you become, the smarter you become. Well now, I don’t think this card has ever been played before… Looks like you got an interesting game ahead of you.”

“Uh… Well let’s go with number one again,” Petra spoke in shock.

“Chrissi, what is in box number one?” Jack asked.

The blonde looked around confused for a moment before shrugging and walking over to the now closed box and opening it. Inside was a card with a graphic for a puppet on a string. Jack looked down at the tablet before speaking.

“Love those protein shakes…” Jack read the card meaning, “When ever you need a bit of inspiration or an idea, just suck a cock or eat a pussy for a quick boost to your brain power!”

Petra was going to say something but as she looked over, she noticed a bit of a booner in Jack’s pants and her mouth watered.

“And you love too,” Jack smiled, “So what is your next pick?”

“Lets go down the other way,” Petra arched an eyebrow, “Number 6 please.”

“Chrissi please open number 6,” Jack turned to the blonde.

Chrissi opened the box and pulled out a card with the black outline of a head with a pony tail.

“Says here, Model complexion,” Jack read off the tablet, “You always have a face like a sexy model, make up or naked and as a bonus, your hair is always perfect… WOW!”

“What?” Petra asked.

“Here,” Jack pushed a button and handed the tablet to Petra who was shocked.

Her hair was now full bodied and a shade between copper and fiery red. She noticed that the camera view of her showed her freckles had subsided. She turned to face the camera while keeping her eyes on the tablet. It looked less like she had a skin condition and more like a cute set of freckles across her nose and cheeks. Her lips and eyes seemed like they had the lightest bit of make up but she wasn’t wearing any. Jack took the tablet back.

“She’s pretty,” Chrissi noted.

“What is five x equals fifteen plus forty-five minus ten?” Jack read the message on the tablet.

“X equals ten,” Petra spat out without thinking, “Wait, how did I know that?”

“The hotter you get, the smarter, remember?” Jack smiled, “Now, what to pick next?”

“Eleven,” Petra called out.

Chrissi stepped over to the box in question and opened it. She pulled out a card with a picture of a watermelon on it. She flipped it over and it read “Da, da, da, Dee-cups!”

Petra could feel her shirt tighten as her chest swelled out.

“Damn you are starting to look like a regular porn star!” Jack smiled, “What is the Elephant’s Foot in Chernobyl made out of?”

“Corium,” Petra snapped, “An artificial material caused by the meltdown of a nuclear reactor that is a mixture of silicon dioxide, uranium, titanium, zirconium, magnesium and graphite.”

Petra was surprised with herself.

“So do you want to continue or stay where you are?” Jack asked.