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It was just dawning on Richard what he had just got himself in to. He had never measured his dick before but he’d seen enough porn to know he probably wouldn’t win a literal dick measuring contest. But Megan had never complained before so he assumed he was maybe only a bit smaller than average. Surely they wouldn’t actually measure him in the contest, spring break or not there had to be laws about public nudity right?

As if on queue to answer his questioning thoughts 2 sorority girls in matching bright pink thongs walked past proudly baring their incredible breasts which bounced lightly with each step and glistened lightly with suntan oil. The sight made Richard hard as a rock which he only noticed when Amanda interrupted his staring.

“Woah there Little Dick, save it for the contest. And what was that about it being too big for your shorts?” Amanda smirked as she stared directly at the noticeable bulge in his shorts.

“You’ll be eating those words when you see my huge cock. Try not to drool or you’ll make your boyfriend jealous.” Richard was so annoyed he couldn’t help but dig this hole deeper.

“Let’s sweeten the deal,” Amanda replied,”If you win I’ll blow you in front of everyone but if you lose not only will Megan blow Chad but I’ll lock your little dick up in a chastity cage after we all take pictures with you.”

Richard had **** but to agree even knowing he wouldn’t win. But now he was getting nervous he might lose. After all only guys with huge dicks would willingly sign up to show off their dicks to the whole beach right? He could only hope Amanda’s boyfriend Chad was packing a small one, he hadn’t really seemed too enthusiastic to compete any way.

Before he knew it they were all up on stage and he had stripped down to small towel wrapped around his waist. But to his relief they were guided behind a curtain where a woman in a nurse outfit clearly purchased from a sex shop was waiting for them with a measuring tape draped over her shoulders.

The first guys went through and were measured behind the curtain with their silhouette shown for the crowd who cheered as the sizes were called out. The first guy was 7 inches which caused Richard to flinch since that officially rule out him winning. The next was 6 and then 5.5 inches which caused a few chuckles but made Richard feel a bit better.

Then came the moment of truth. Richard walked up to fake nurse who was a stunning Asian woman apparently from the local strip club. He was staring down her cleavage and so hard he was dripping pre cum. The nurse looked at his throbbing erection and let out an amused chuckle before measuring him. He closed his eyes and prayed that the number would be bigger than the last guy.

Megan and all her friends looked on from the crowd and the silhouette that projected her boyfriend’s dick was not very impressive. Megan had never told him before but Richard was by far the smallest man she’d ever been with. She was always shocked that he thought her pet name had anything to do with their height difference. It was actually a name Amanda started using after she shared one of his dick pics with the group chat. Now his puny pecker was being measured for everyone to see and her friends could barely stand from the laughter.

The DJ had them stop the music for the announcement of Richard’s size because she didn’t want anyone to miss something this funny.

“Ladies and gentlemen we have a spring break record! In all our years throwing these parties we’ve never had a dick like this brave enough to compete. Richard has officially set a dick contest record with his 3.8 inch dicklette!”

The crowd roared with laughter and Megan blushed with embarrassment. But despite herself she actually got a bit wet at the thought of Richard finally being put in his place. For his part Richard looked like he might try to run away but the DJ had sneakily taken all of his clothing off stage. Amanda was absolutely howling and Richard saw what looked like a very tiny metal object in her hands. Had she planned this all along? Why else would she already have a chastity cage with her? But Richard held out hope, maybe he was lucky and her boyfriend had a tiny dick too.