Pool Etequitte

I wish no one ever drowns or has a serious accident or health problem in this pool. I wish the pool water shrinks the penis of any man who is cheating on his wife, fiance, or girlfriend, and his penis stays that way until the next morning. I wish the pool water makes any woman who is cheating on her significant makes her uncontrollably flatulent for three hours. I wish the water turns bright green when it comes into contact with urine and stains the crotches of anyone who pees in the pool bright green for 72 hours.

"There," you think, "that should help."

More people are coupling up and making out, and some of the make-out sessions are getting hot and heavy with lots of grabby hands.

More people arrive and are shocked by what they see. Some go to the bar, some just dive right in, and a few turn and leave.

You see a woman get into the pool and sidle up to a man who just got his drink from a waitress. A stream of bubbles shoots up from the back of her bikini bottoms. "Someone's cheating," you say. The man looks on in disgust as the bubbles just keep coming and coming. More people notice and point, and the woman finally climbs out of the pool. Her flatulence is now audible, and she quickly dashes for the nearest restroom.