Polynesian

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You order the 'Polynesian Platter'. You've never eaten Polynesian before so even with the description provided on the menu you weren't sure what to expect. After about thirty minutes, there is a knock at the door. You open it to let in the food and your server.

She is a Polynesian chick to match the food. She wore a yellow bikini and a necklace with a red blinking light on it you expect is just something all hotel property wears. "La ora na," she greets with a wide smile.

"Uh, you too," you awkwardly reply. "Sorry I don't speak...whatever language that is."

"It's fine sir," she replied as she moved the platter of food from a cart onto a table in the room, then bent over the table. "So, which do you want first? Me or the food?"