Poisonous Photos

Kimberly was on a nature retreat when she talked a fellow participant to taking some sexy nature photos. They found a secluded patch of the expansive nature reserve, and Kimberly stripped. She made sure each photo had her arms or plants covering her naughty bits. She saw a patch of vines and got into it.

Her fellow participant, Lexi, took some shots then walked around to the other side of the patch. She froze in shock. "Uh, Kimberly?"

"What, what's wrong? Snake?"

"No, the sign."

"What does it say?" asked a worried Kimberly.

"Caution. Poison Ivy."

"The sign says what?!" Kimberly was holding the vines.

She went to stand up but slipped on the leaves and fell on her butt, crushing some of the leaves under her. "No...no...no...no!" she said as she got up. She ran out of the patch. "What do I do? What do I do?!" she said walking towards Lexi.

"Don't touch me!" said Lexi as she backed away.

"I need to shower or something!"

Kimberly ran back to where she left her clothes.