Plays with them

John went to Kim first and hit input.

"Kim, say 'Touch my big titties'."

"Touch my big titties."

Loop.

"Touch my big titties. Touch my big titties. Touch my big titties."

John left her saying that, then moved to Kylie.

"Say 'Spank my fat ass'."

"Spank my fat ass."

Loop.

"Spank my fat ass. Spank my fat ass. Spank my fat ass."

John then woke the other three and hid.

"Oh my God!" Kourtney gasped. "Where are we?"

"I-I don't know!" Kendall cried.

"Um, Kim?" Khloe said. "Why are you saying that?"

"Touch my big titties. Touch my big titties. Touch my big titties."

"Hey..." Kourtney said. "Kylie's saying weird stuff too."

"Spank my fat ass. Spank my fat ass. Spank my fat ass."

"We have to get out of here!" Kendall said.

The three raced for the door, only to have John pause and reverse them back to their starting positions.

He then aimed the remote at the other three and hit input.