Play Your "Get Out Of Jail Free" Card

You get to the station where they put you in a cell to await a warrant for your arrest so they can transfer you to jail until trial: but they forgot to search you...

"Gods I hope this works," you mutter and pull the Pokéball you stashed in the front of your shorts out.

"Whoever you are, I chose YOU..." you whisper and press the button.

Out comes a tiny caterpillar-like creature about a half a foot long and covered in white spines. It is otherwise bright green, save a brown face that looks at you in wonder.

"Lunapillar?" It says quietly, then curls in a tight ball as a very loud alarm starts to wail!

You slam your hands over your ears and curl into a ball yourself as the wailing **** on your auditory senses makes it hard to even think. Then it quiets and a voice comes over the speakers.

"Jun Dainichi, how did you get a Pokéball past security?" The voice asks.

"Look it's not my fault that they didn't search me! I wouldn't even have turned it on except that I wanted to see if the parents had given me one of their caterpillars to raise! I mean I knew I found a new species but no one would believe me without proof and Miss Moon here," suddenly the Lunapillar hisses angrily at you and you look confused for a second then...

"Uh, Mister Moon?" you ask.

It nods it's head and says, "Pillar!" happily.

"Right, well, Mister Moon is exactly the proof I need," you finish.

The person on the other end of the microphone and speaker in the ceiling responds curiously. "So you are telling me you have a new kind of Pokémon in there with you?" whoever it is asks: she sounds kind of like one of the Officer Jenny Clones... (But not quite, too old, the Jennies do not live much past the age of 40, and this sounds like an old woman.)

"LUNAPILLAR!" 'Mister Moon' shouts before you can say anything and there is the sound from the other end of someone falling off a chair.

"What on earth was that?!?" The 'too-old-to-be-an-Officer-Jenny' voice asks.

"That was Mister Moon, my Lunapillar." You state, holding up a hand to Mister Moon and pleading silently for him to keep quiet.