Play Whack-a-Male

As you look around the midway area, your eyes are drawn to a very familiar game. Its a classic whack-a-mole game. Its possibly the least lewd looking game around, being only a different color than usual. As you approached the pink and red game however, you notice the influence of this bizarre park.

The game is not whack-a-mole, but Whack-a-Male! The cutesy moles you expected to see have been replaced by dicks and the mallet has a pair of lips on either end. The whole idea is slightly comical and just a bit unnerving, but you feel your hand reaching for the mallet anyway.

The lights begin flashing as the game begins with a sensual moan. The dicks retreat into the console and begin to pop up randomly as you attempt to strike as many as possible in the sixty seconds you're given.