Plastic Man (mixed DC/Marvel)

Plastic Man walked drunkenly out of the bar, depressed. He had asked Wonder Woman out at a JLA event, and she laughed in his face. In front of everyone. Like yeah, sure he might’ve ONCE gone into her room and pretended to be a lamp to see her naked, but that was once! And he didn’t even get to see her nude, she had caught him! Why can’t things go my way, He thought, walking down the alley. His dingy New York apartment was close by, and he generally walked everywhere anyways. While stretching up (and missing a few times because he was drunk,) Plastic Man got more and more tired. I’ll think maybe.... I’ll stay herre for the nighhht. He then sat against a rooftop door, and started to fall asleep.

Then he was woken up by a big metal glove at full **** colliding with his face! It stretched within his head, slowing down its momentum, where he pulled it out. Oh shit, that hurt! Wtf just hit me? After inspecting it for a second, the still partly drunk Plastic Man realized that it was the Infinity Gauntlet, probably the most powerful weapon in the universe, able to make anything bend (hah!) to the user’s will! Oh shit, this is awesome! As he put it on, he thought Jeez, this thing it pretty big, I don’t wanna make my hand huge to use it all the time... And just like that, it shrank down to fit his hand perfectly, even adjusting itself to be as flexible as he was! I can’t believe this. Wait, someone’s probably looking for this if it just fell onto me, I wish they weren’t...? Plastic Man thought, testing the Gauntlet. The gems on the gauntlet glowed, and so anyone who had currently been looking for the Gauntlet had just... decided not to. Plastic Man was pleased.