Pizzas for dinner.

"Hey, girls," you cheer after opening the door. "We brought home pizza for dinner!"

"Pizza?" Jen yells from her bedroom.

"Yes, including Hawaiian!" Sara answers, closing the door behind her.

"Ewwww!" Alice says from the couch where she is watching TV. "Why are we having pizza when we have Mark as our personal chef?"

"I just wanted to give him a break," Sara replies as the two of you put the stack of pizzas on the dining table.

"Break from cooking or from sex?" Alice giggles, winking at you.

"Both?" you chuckle.

"Who's having a break from sex?" Jen wonders as she walks in.

"Apparently me," you reply, grabbing a slice of Hawaiian pizza.

"You're seriously going to eat that?" Jen gasps. "Who puts fruit on a pizza?"

"Yes, I'm eating it," you say, taking a bite with a smile. "Have any of you actually tried it?"

"No," the girls respond in unison.

"Try a slice and if you like it I'll reward you," you grin.

"What's the reward?" Alice asks, eyeing you suspiciously.

"Eat it first and I'll tell you after," you reply, taking another bite of pizza.

The girls each took a slice of Hawaiian pizza and looked at each other with disgust before taking a bite.